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I was going to say he sounds like Rodney Dangerfield, but potato potahto

 +9Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: Ke$ha Ba¢k Pedal$ Furiou$ly, I$ The Wor$t (40 comments)

Why must we sully drag queens’ good name with this insulting Kesha comparison? Let’s call a spade a spade: she looks like an unbathed brain-damaged floozy playing dress-up without a mirror. Drag queens are classier than that!

 +9Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

My favorite thing about Videogum is how you take inane new stories, uncontrollably pointless PR nonsense, and essentially the lowest dregs of pop culture, and you recontextualize it in a way that’s not annoyingly academic, but does offer a sense of insight that is found on no other blog. I appreciate when you go beyond the mere presentation of what is awful and what is sublime in the inescapable stream of media, to say something simultaneously profound and comical. So yeah, not much of a suggestion, just more of that please :)

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Richard Heene Has Always Been Terrible (16 comments)

Stop it, Internet. You’re giving me way too much Heene family footage to sort through. Wake me up when the true crime documentary comes out, or at least the Law & Order: SVU dramatization.

 +4Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: We Should Buy More Pistachio Nuts, You Guys (12 comments)

They spent “$15 million” putting Levi Johnston in front of a white background with his bodyguard/talent agent, and then making approximately 4 assistants lackadaisically shout “Levi…” off camera. The math logic stopped at pop culture + sex + pistachio nuts = all the money

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon (25 comments)

Sharon and Fred seem sincerely rad. I’ve got nothing snarky to say, just giving snaps.

 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: It's Life, Jump Into Life, With Carrie Brownstein And James Mercer (38 comments)

Perhaps it was the printers in the basement?

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: My Invitation Must Have Gotten Lost In The Blood (35 comments)

Seriously. This video gave me intense PTSD flashbacks to commercial audition workshops.

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son! (32 comments)

Senseless killings.