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I was going to say he sounds like Rodney Dangerfield, but potato potahto

 +9Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: Ke$ha Ba¬Ęk Pedal$ Furiou$ly, I$ The Wor$t (40 comments)

Why must we sully drag queens’ good name with this insulting Kesha comparison? Let’s call a spade a spade: she looks like an unbathed brain-damaged floozy playing dress-up without a mirror. Drag queens are classier than that!

 +9Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

My favorite thing about Videogum is how you take inane new stories, uncontrollably pointless PR nonsense, and essentially the lowest dregs of pop culture, and you recontextualize it in a way that’s not annoyingly academic, but does offer a sense of insight that is found on no other blog. I appreciate when you go beyond the mere presentation of what is awful and what is sublime in the inescapable stream of media, to say something simultaneously profound and comical. So yeah, not much of a suggestion, just more of that please :)

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Richard Heene Has Always Been Terrible (16 comments)

Stop it, Internet. You’re giving me way too much Heene family footage to sort through. Wake me up when the true crime documentary comes out, or at least the Law & Order: SVU dramatization.

 +4Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: We Should Buy More Pistachio Nuts, You Guys (12 comments)

They spent “$15 million” putting Levi Johnston in front of a white background with his bodyguard/talent agent, and then making approximately 4 assistants lackadaisically shout “Levi…” off camera. The math logic stopped at pop culture + sex + pistachio nuts = all the money

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon (25 comments)

Sharon and Fred seem sincerely rad. I’ve got nothing snarky to say, just giving snaps.

 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: It's Life, Jump Into Life, With Carrie Brownstein And James Mercer (38 comments)

Perhaps it was the printers in the basement?

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: My Invitation Must Have Gotten Lost In The Blood (35 comments)

Seriously. This video gave me intense PTSD flashbacks to commercial audition workshops.

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son! (32 comments)

Senseless killings.

A spoonful of bubblegum makes the pizza go down, just as a heaping of pop culture makes the despairing sociological analysis go down.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Patrick Swayze (31 comments)

The autumn equinox isn’t for another week. Maybe death will throw us a bone and take care of Glenn Beck, or at least Jay Leno.

 +3Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reality TV Destroys Lives (22 comments)

Does anyone know when Turkish Prison Villa: Cycle 1 comes out on DVD in NTSC?? I downloaded torrents but I want to watch it in 720p.

 +3Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Up In The Air Looks Pretty Good, I Guess! (33 comments)

Oh cool, a movie based on The Sunscreen Song.

 +5Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: The Fuzzy Morality Of The Duck Fashion Parade (42 comments)

Don’t worry about the expensive wedding, Gabe, we can just put it on my bill.

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business (56 comments)

Dear people who missed the humor in Alex’s comically oversimplified description of Sal and Don’s London Fog conversation and it’s obvious subtle double entendre: you fail.

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: Ripped From The Headlolololines (6 comments)

By the way, the Internet totally failed to report on a Law and Order episode that aired earlier this year, based on the JT Leroy scandal, but with a charcter named SWEETY-NESS and supporting guest spots from Heather Matarrazo and Vivica A. Fox. And Jeremy Sisto uttering the words, “You’re nothing but a truck stop twink.” Yes, that happened.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: No Scarf Problems For Us This Week, You Guys (39 comments)

Brenda Dickson is suing for royalties!

 +1Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: The Box Is The Book Of Questions: The Movie (62 comments)

Oh shit… by watching this trailer we collectively killed Michael Jackson.

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Big Surprise: The New Scientology Ads Are Creepy, Insane (48 comments)

This looks like a commercial for “Heroes” from the mystical voice-over to the mystical music

 -2Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Megan Fox, Please Understand Me (51 comments)

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: America Says, "Just Fucking Put Some Vampires In It" (75 comments)

Oh, come on. You know you love it! If it weren’t so fun to begin with, what would you put in your recaps? It’s not trying to be a serious drama. Vampires… they’re funny. That’s why we watch!

 +7Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Alleged Pimp Asks Dateline's Chris Hansen For An Autograph (16 comments)

9 out of 10 alleged pimps agree, To Catch a Predator is an invaluable public service. Keep up the good work, Chris Hansen!

 +2Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: After Last Season Leaves Audiences With More Questions Than Answers (19 comments)

I drove 80 miles out to Lancaster on Sunday and the theater REFUSED to show the film! They claim that the projector for that screening room (of their 22-screen theater) is broken and cannot be repaired. I’m seriously on the verge of tears! :(

 +2Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: Goodbye To All Of That (29 comments)

Well you’ve admitted you had a problem. Can you please now make a documentary about the rest of your twelve step recovery?