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 +34Posted on Feb 7th, 2014 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

I love you all. I regret not being more proactive in getting to know you Monsters. Any Bay Area Monsters want to hold a vigil?

 +9Posted on Feb 5th, 2014 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (47 comments)

My brain assembled all of these stories into a Terrence Malick-esque stream-of-consciousness film. It was beautiful.

 +15Posted on Feb 4th, 2014 | re: I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches (20 comments)

When is Ken Burns going to do a film on Videogum herstory?

 +12Posted on Feb 4th, 2014 | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

“My name’s Gabe and I can do push-ups! Neener neener neener!”

 +9Posted on Feb 3rd, 2014 | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

This is a real bummer. But I suppose it’s motivation to turn my own pop/high culture blog into something other than a reserved domain name.

What’s going to happen to us Monsters?

 +14Posted on Jan 31st, 2014 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

Also today is my birthday! Tonight I am splurging (see: my BF is buying) by eating dinner at one of America’s top-rated French restaurants and tomorrow is a day at the park in SF!

 +16Posted on Jan 31st, 2014 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

Oh goodness! That police blotter pic is from the local Palo Alto weekly newspaper. My guy and I read it almost every week over bagels for breakfast, because the blotter entries are often very funny. Atherton (if Palo Alto is for rich tech people, Atherton is for richer tech people who think Palo Alto is too grungy) always has great ones, like “Woman sees attempted robbery, but it was just a teen entering his parent’s home”, or “Caller reports suspicious activity, turns out it was just a predominantly Latino yard maintenance crew”, or “Atherton resident reports pile of rubies left exposed on rotunda stolen”.

 +12Posted on Jan 31st, 2014 | re: This Is Just A Good 8-Year-Old's Friends Script (32 comments)

In my teens I wrote a novelization of Final Fantasy X. I got about halfway before I gave up. Still, that’s a couple hundred pages.

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2014 | re: That's Your Cafe: Cat Cafe (32 comments)

Booooooo (mainly because I’m allergic).

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2014 | re: You Know Vin Diesel Loves Music… (21 comments)

Vin Diesel is a cutie. A dope, but also a cutie.

 +10Posted on Jan 27th, 2014 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And Bastille (20 comments)

Agreed. Also, it doesn’t help that my dad has a group of dad friends that call themselves the Suburban Pussy Posse and bounce from Applebee’s to Chili’s back to Applebee’s every weekend, hitting on the female servers.

 +10Posted on Jan 27th, 2014 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And Bastille (20 comments)

I’m okay with Kate McKinnon doing her Russian/Eastern European peasant woman every week. I will NEVER get tired of gross exaggerations of Russian/Eastern European peasants.

Also, Beck Bennett continues to be a real cutie.

 +4Posted on Jan 21st, 2014 | re: Saturday Night Live: Drake (24 comments)

Oh, and the Nancy Grace sketch, which based on the audience laughter, nobody enjoyed. But I LOVED IT.

 +11Posted on Jan 21st, 2014 | re: Saturday Night Live: Drake (24 comments)

Things I liked this episode:

The Before They Were Stars sketch accurately reproduced the look and broadcast resolution of each show.

“First of all, my dad is SEVENTY-EIGHT…”

Drake’s short shorts in the Disney World sketch. More boys in short shorts, please.

The Jacqueline Bisset thing was totally silly and a no-brainer and I loved it. “Why are you combing your hair up!?”

 +11Posted on Jan 16th, 2014 | re: Unknown Woman Featured On Mystery Movie Poster (18 comments)

God, this is dumb. Why they need to sexify an already beautiful woman, at the height of her public recognition due to her memorable portrayal of Effie in the bonkers-successful Hunger Games movies is so dumb. Elizabeth Banks is not a household name, but she’s definitely a household face. So let’s make that face look like Voldemort’s daughter undergoing the Cruciatus curse.

 +2Posted on Jan 13th, 2014 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (4 comments)

It’s based on our names.

 +2Posted on Jan 10th, 2014 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (5 comments)

“I am ruined by whimsy” is a very funny line.

 +7Posted on Jan 9th, 2014 | re: Price Is Right Headbutt Blooper To Enter Headbutt Blooper Hall Of Fame (22 comments)

Doesn’t sonic collect rings?

 +12Posted on Jan 9th, 2014 | re: The 2014 People's Choice Awards (33 comments)

Just add “…, I guess.” to the end of each of the winners.

 +3Posted on Jan 8th, 2014 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner. Bullseye with Jesse Thorn. Who Charted? Jordan, Jesse, Go!

High School Job Musical 2

 +6Posted on Jan 7th, 2014 | re: There Are Still Problems With Academy Award Voting (21 comments)

Just got back from a trip to Seattle. The Seattle radio stations are VERY PROUD for Macklemore and representing the Pac Northwest.

 +6Posted on Jan 6th, 2014 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (18 comments)

These love handles aren’t the only thing preventing me from buying high-waisted pants, but they’re the primary thing.

 +11Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective (47 comments)

I love you, Videogum.

 +6Posted on Dec 19th, 2013 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 TV Shows Of 2013 (44 comments)

I assume it’s just the Queen rummaging through her closet.

“Well, this pile of rubies is definitely worth more than the 20 pounds you think they’re worth because you’ve been disconnected from regular society so many decades. But… they’re going to be devalued because they are indeed blood rubies mined by African children who have long since perished.”