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Boris Gruschenko
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 0Posted on May 11th | re: That's Your Hate-Filled Nonsense Garbage Ranting Girlfriend (93 comments)

ps- i hope you are out and enjoying the fantastic weather today. i work on church st and it is BUMPIN’.

 +2Posted on May 11th | re: That's Your Hate-Filled Nonsense Garbage Ranting Girlfriend (93 comments)

who on earth is your landlord? i’ve had a few during my time here in burlington, and none of them every made me ice cream. one of the pervier ones used to just come in our house unannounced to “check the windows” during summer months, but that’s not even remotely close to bacon and whiskey. what’s your secret???? #vermonstersunite!

 +22Posted on Apr 27th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (106 comments)

buddy garrity + heapin’ dose of hamm + zou bisou bisou + roadhouse x perd hapley = a pretty great thursday night.

 +27Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

other perks of going to the movies alone: you might get offered a doobie by some random dude, and then later you can give him a handjob.

 +14Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

@Kate Schmidt young padawan, the secret is laying it flat next to your plate, and using your cell-phone to keep those pesky pages in check.

 +42Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

high-five for anti-social eaters!

there is no better dining experience than sitting solo in a mexican restaurant eating tacos and drinking beer while reading your way through the “song of ice and fire” series. “Salsa is Coming,” amiright?

 +3Posted on Jan 26th | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

if you ever went to the borders on church street, you already know the answer to this question. we were drunk/stoned every single day. hurrah!

 +6Posted on Jan 13th | re: Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney's New In Town (50 comments)

NOOOOOOO

 +1Posted on Jan 13th | re: Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney's New In Town (50 comments)

Woof. Neglecting to follow the rules is cool, too. Trying this one again.

“Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can’t See Without Those Things.”

 +2Posted on Jan 13th | re: Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney's New In Town (50 comments)

“Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can’t See Without Those Things.”

 +5Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

much better.

 +26Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

There Will Be Blood, But Don’t Worry About It, It’s Probably Nothing.

 +7Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

Life Is Beautiful, Or Whatever.

 +31Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

It’s All About Eve, But That’s Fine, She’s Nice I Guess.

if i knew how, i would post a giant picture of sweet dee dry heaving right here. but i don’t. so use your imaginations, and that’s what my face is like at the mere THOUGHT of this video.

 +10Posted on Dec 12th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Katy Perry And Robyn (55 comments)

who knew herman munster could groove like that? (right, guys? because of the shoes.)

 +14Posted on Dec 12th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Katy Perry And Robyn (55 comments)

Also that last sketch, because that last sketch was the best. And I’d like to have Jason Sudeikis croon me to sleep every night, thanks.

 +10Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (101 comments)

Very much so. “Concert_Addict is Batman now.” – Christian Bale

 +17Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (101 comments)

Best part of the night for me was Troy humming the music from the Halloween episode. That little ditty has been running through my head all day. Is there a gif of him locking the door to the blanket fort? I’m looking at you, Concert_Addict.

 +4Posted on Nov 29th, 2011 | re: A Trash Can Gets A Man To Propose To A Woman (36 comments)

A girl I know just loves Disney. She goes once a year. Knowing this, her boyfriend proposed to her at Disney World and then they went to Disney World for their honeymoon. Which, I guess, is sweet and all, since it’s what she’s all about and I’m not Queen Cynic over here, but come on. If you’ve already been to Disney World SO many times, why not try something different? It’s your honeymoon! There are literally THOUSANDS of places that would make for a nice honeymoon that are not Disney World.

That being said, I really didn’t mind this proposal video. That little trash can charmed the pants off of me.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lifetime's Casey Anthony Movie (36 comments)

i’d like to co-sign this whole chat, because it’s amazing.

 +21Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!

 +29Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (88 comments)

Sorry Wert, but I object to your objection of Jerry. Their treatment of him is the best. I live by one rule, and that is ABJ. Always Be Jerry(ing.) Granted, it’s not a well-constructed rule, but it’s got me this far.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (100 comments)

Monsters, help me out here. Last night, during Parks and Rec, did your TVs broadcast the a black screen with the NBC logo and little three-tone jingle for 2 minutes straight? Or was that just a special easter egg for us Vermonsters? Because it was the worst.

 +5Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: The "John Travolta Was Snubbed By KFC" Game! (39 comments)

Face/Off references definitely need to become more commonplace on this site. #CastorGum