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who on earth is your landlord? i’ve had a few during my time here in burlington, and none of them every made me ice cream. one of the pervier ones used to just come in our house unannounced to “check the windows” during summer months, but that’s not even remotely close to bacon and whiskey. what’s your secret???? #vermonstersunite!
buddy garrity + heapin’ dose of hamm + zou bisou bisou + roadhouse x perd hapley = a pretty great thursday night.
other perks of going to the movies alone: you might get offered a doobie by some random dude, and then later you can give him a handjob.
@Kate Schmidt young padawan, the secret is laying it flat next to your plate, and using your cell-phone to keep those pesky pages in check.
high-five for anti-social eaters!
there is no better dining experience than sitting solo in a mexican restaurant eating tacos and drinking beer while reading your way through the “song of ice and fire” series. “Salsa is Coming,” amiright?
if you ever went to the borders on church street, you already know the answer to this question. we were drunk/stoned every single day. hurrah!
NOOOOOOO
Woof. Neglecting to follow the rules is cool, too. Trying this one again.
“Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can’t See Without Those Things.”
“Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can’t See Without Those Things.”
much better.
There Will Be Blood, But Don’t Worry About It, It’s Probably Nothing.
Life Is Beautiful, Or Whatever.
It’s All About Eve, But That’s Fine, She’s Nice I Guess.
if i knew how, i would post a giant picture of sweet dee dry heaving right here. but i don’t. so use your imaginations, and that’s what my face is like at the mere THOUGHT of this video.
who knew herman munster could groove like that? (right, guys? because of the shoes.)
Also that last sketch, because that last sketch was the best. And I’d like to have Jason Sudeikis croon me to sleep every night, thanks.
Very much so. “Concert_Addict is Batman now.” – Christian Bale
Best part of the night for me was Troy humming the music from the Halloween episode. That little ditty has been running through my head all day. Is there a gif of him locking the door to the blanket fort? I’m looking at you, Concert_Addict.
A girl I know just loves Disney. She goes once a year. Knowing this, her boyfriend proposed to her at Disney World and then they went to Disney World for their honeymoon. Which, I guess, is sweet and all, since it’s what she’s all about and I’m not Queen Cynic over here, but come on. If you’ve already been to Disney World SO many times, why not try something different? It’s your honeymoon! There are literally THOUSANDS of places that would make for a nice honeymoon that are not Disney World.
That being said, I really didn’t mind this proposal video. That little trash can charmed the pants off of me.
i’d like to co-sign this whole chat, because it’s amazing.
it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
Sorry Wert, but I object to your objection of Jerry. Their treatment of him is the best. I live by one rule, and that is ABJ. Always Be Jerry(ing.) Granted, it’s not a well-constructed rule, but it’s got me this far.
Monsters, help me out here. Last night, during Parks and Rec, did your TVs broadcast the a black screen with the NBC logo and little three-tone jingle for 2 minutes straight? Or was that just a special easter egg for us Vermonsters? Because it was the worst.
Face/Off references definitely need to become more commonplace on this site. #CastorGum























ps- i hope you are out and enjoying the fantastic weather today. i work on church st and it is BUMPIN’.