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Am I the only one worried about Lisa Kudrow’s non-invite?

Not really. Anyone with internet access and keeps Yahoo as their homepage simply out of habit would be defined as a hipster

After reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months, I sincerely do not know what defines being a hipster anymore. The term is so nebulous at this point. Could someone please narrow it down?

 +11Posted on Dec 28th, 2012 | re: Crushes Of 2012 (82 comments)

Instead of The Gummy Awards, would you like to share your own personal Woodie Awards?

 +19Posted on Dec 28th, 2012 | re: Crushes Of 2012 (82 comments)

When I was younger, they used to give out satin jackets at some wrestling tournaments in instead of a trophy. What am I going to do with a jacket emblazoned with 6th place on the back?

 +3Posted on Dec 26th, 2012 | re: Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 (48 comments)

Honestly, the only show I watch regularly is Shark Tank.

 +13Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday (56 comments)

George’s mother joins The Real Housewives of New York

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully) (40 comments)

Congrats to the few of you who get this reference:

 +7Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully) (40 comments)

Airplane is worse because if the person says no, then you’re stuck sitting next to them and a bunch of embarrased strangers. If that happens at the mall, at least you can go get a slice at Sbarros

 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully) (40 comments)

I’d like to see Matt Lauer propose to Ann Curry on air just to fuck with head some more. I’m a bad person.

 +5Posted on Dec 3rd, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name (50 comments)

My nickname in high school was Jelly Bean. True Story.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To America: We Just Cannot With The Lindsay Lohan Anymore (35 comments)

She should have transformed into Tara Reid years ago, but the residual affect of Ryan Seacrest-produced reality tv combined with the cultural impact of lobotomized Malibu Stacys like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton that basically shat over any progress made in how women are viewed in mainstream culture over the past decade allowed her to remain “relevant” for far too long. She should just stop and marry rich. Its a win-win for all of us

 +4Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Trotify Makes Your Bike Sound Like An Asshole (18 comments)

I thought he was a figment of my imagination

 +5Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Trotify Makes Your Bike Sound Like An Asshole (18 comments)

Making your bike sound like a horse is pretty lame. I think this means I have to shoot you? I don’t know, I didn’t grow up on a farm

 +2Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: Star Wars: Episode 7 (33 comments)

They’re just going to CGI Goofy into all Jar Jar scenes. At least that is what’s happening in my head right now

 +4Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: No More Sex And The City Movies?!!?! (41 comments)

I think the circus analogy is apt because they all eventually began dressing as clowns

 +7Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS! (16 comments)

Those dancing prisoners in the Philippines just got served

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of Cheers (8 comments)

Well, I owned the Wayne’s World VCR Board Game and you don’t see me bragging about it. (because I shouldn’t – it’s terrible)

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Lets add The Witches of Eastwick and make it a Cher Triple Feature

 +12Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Moonstruck. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was six.

 +13Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

You ever see those guys riding a bicycle with a 24 pack of Coors Light because they have too many DUIs? Basically, I want to see these two assholes on a tandem bike

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: If I Ever Watched An Episode Of Dr. Phil It Would Be This One (38 comments)

I imagine “Dr” Phil is the last stop on the line to irrelevancy for this wreck. Say hello to Ballon Boy’s parents and Joe Millionaire for us

Isn’t it about time we threw her in the trash heap of human memes with the Hilton Sisters and The Snapple Lady?

 +2Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: Just When You Thought Everything Was Fine With Ange And Jen (23 comments)

She probably has a better relationship with her than her own crazy xenophobic father

 +5Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Victoria Jackson Is Still Pretty Victoria Jackson-y (49 comments)

Can we have more SNL cast-off give me their opinions on politics? Ellen Cleghorne should deliver the keynote speech at the DNC.