Am I the only one worried about Lisa Kudrow’s non-invite?
Not really. Anyone with internet access and keeps Yahoo as their homepage simply out of habit would be defined as a hipster
After reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months, I sincerely do not know what defines being a hipster anymore. The term is so nebulous at this point. Could someone please narrow it down?
Instead of The Gummy Awards, would you like to share your own personal Woodie Awards?
When I was younger, they used to give out satin jackets at some wrestling tournaments in instead of a trophy. What am I going to do with a jacket emblazoned with 6th place on the back?
Honestly, the only show I watch regularly is Shark Tank.
George’s mother joins The Real Housewives of New York
Congrats to the few of you who get this reference:
Airplane is worse because if the person says no, then you’re stuck sitting next to them and a bunch of embarrased strangers. If that happens at the mall, at least you can go get a slice at Sbarros
I’d like to see Matt Lauer propose to Ann Curry on air just to fuck with head some more. I’m a bad person.
My nickname in high school was Jelly Bean. True Story.
She should have transformed into Tara Reid years ago, but the residual affect of Ryan Seacrest-produced reality tv combined with the cultural impact of lobotomized Malibu Stacys like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton that basically shat over any progress made in how women are viewed in mainstream culture over the past decade allowed her to remain “relevant” for far too long. She should just stop and marry rich. Its a win-win for all of us
I thought he was a figment of my imagination
Making your bike sound like a horse is pretty lame. I think this means I have to shoot you? I don’t know, I didn’t grow up on a farm
They’re just going to CGI Goofy into all Jar Jar scenes. At least that is what’s happening in my head right now
I think the circus analogy is apt because they all eventually began dressing as clowns
Those dancing prisoners in the Philippines just got served
Well, I owned the Wayne’s World VCR Board Game and you don’t see me bragging about it. (because I shouldn’t – it’s terrible)
Lets add The Witches of Eastwick and make it a Cher Triple Feature
Moonstruck. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was six.
You ever see those guys riding a bicycle with a 24 pack of Coors Light because they have too many DUIs? Basically, I want to see these two assholes on a tandem bike
I imagine “Dr” Phil is the last stop on the line to irrelevancy for this wreck. Say hello to Ballon Boy’s parents and Joe Millionaire for us
Isn’t it about time we threw her in the trash heap of human memes with the Hilton Sisters and The Snapple Lady?
She probably has a better relationship with her than her own crazy xenophobic father
Can we have more SNL cast-off give me their opinions on politics? Ellen Cleghorne should deliver the keynote speech at the DNC.