A REAL Southern gentleman would have some whipped cream and butter on those

Whoa hadn’t heard about this yet and was about to click on the link at my school’s computer lab, but I managed to stop myself. Close call

I think it’s Changs, maybe to add a hook to it and look badass or something, but then how could he win a boxing match?

So how did Hugo manage to get more awards an nominations than Goodfellas and Taxi Driver combined??? One of the things wrong with this year’s awards that I felt passionately about. The rest of the awards I can sort of understand considering the weak nominations. At least The Help wasn’t as successful as I feared it would be.

This is feeling like the Grammy’s all over again. Waste of couple of hours that I’ll end up feeling upset about after it’s all over.

Best Picture – The Artist
Best Director – Michael Hazanavicius
Best Actor – George Clooney
Best Actress – Viola Davis
Best Supporting Actor – Christoper Plummer
Best Supporting Actress – Octavia Spencer
Best Score – The Adventures of Tin Tin
Best Makeup – Albert Nobbs
Best Costume Design – Anonymous
Best Original Screenplay – The Artist
Best Art Direction – Hugo
Best Cinematography – Tree of Life
Best Film Editing – The Artist
Best Doc Short – The Barber of Birmingham
Best Foreign Language – A Seperation
Best Animated Feature – Rango
Best Adapted Screenplay – The Descendants
Best Sound Editing – Hugo
Best Sound Mixing – Hugo
Best Visual Effects – Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Best Doc Feature – Paradise Lost
Best Original Song – The Muppets
Best Short Film – Raju
Best Animated Short Film – La Luna

After that new born deer, nothing in my life seems to matter anymore. I could die now and be happy

I don’t have 100 internet bucks but I will wager my internet Ferrari

By having this week’s Caption contest winner respond to me by using my username, he has finally put me in a monsters’ ball (in a way)!!! Yay!!!! Thanks Zayin_451!! Happy weekend everyone!!!!

My new years resolution is to get into the monsters’ ball at least once this year. Last year i resolved to stop creeping on the comments and actually start writing, which went well, and it’s time I went one step further and came up with something clever/funny

Everybody remember learning about Andrew Carnegie and some of his peers way back in high school?? Remember this thing called ‘The Gospel of Wealth’?? Yeah? Well WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? Betting $10,000? Might as well put into a scholarship for underprivileged children or at least keep a library afloat after so many in my state closed down due to “budget shortages.”

Saw a commercial for that new sitcom replacing Community last night and I was already yelling BOOOO without giving it a chance, even though its all Whitney’s and NBC’s fault