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 +13Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

But.. but… 2014 JUST started! I hate this year already

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (75 comments)

Best Picture: Argo
Best Director: Steven Spielberg
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis
Best Actress: Emmanuelle Riva
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Waltz
Best Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway
Best Original Screenplay: Django Unchained
Best Adapted Screenplay: Silver Linings Playbook
Best Animated Feature: Frankenweenie
Best Foreign Film: Amour
Best Documentary Feature: 5 Broken Cameras
Best Production Design: Les Miserables
Best Cinematography: Skyfall
Best Costume Design: Les Miserables
Best Film Editing: Argo
Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Les Miserables
Best Score: Life of Pi
Best Song: “Skyfall” from Skyfall
Best Sound Editing: Zero Dark Thirty
Best Sound Mixing: Les Miserables
Best Visual Effects: Life of Pi
Best Animated Short: Adam and Dog
Best Documentary Short: Inocente
Best Live Action Short: Buzkashi Boys

And that son is how bald people are made

 +2Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Donald Trump's October Surprise Is Here (55 comments)

Oh why why why did I change the video quality to HD?!?! I can clearly see the bullshit coming out of his mouth! ahhhh!!

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial (50 comments)

They call it a place of “love and peace” but it’s followed by a dude just shooting down a couple of zombies who represent the “mainstream masses”. That’s just rude juggalos

I just go to the Prosthetic Body Parts Costco and load up my truck for Halloween. But if you’re willing to get me some good deals on fake heads I’m all for it

 +3Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory (32 comments)

How about some zombies are added on there, (everybody loves zombies!!) and we could have the cute zombie kid who “loves turtles” be on it

A REAL Southern gentleman would have some whipped cream and butter on those

 +2Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: ARE YOU READY FOR AN OPTICAL ILLUSIOOOOOOOON? (17 comments)

If God wanted giant domino pieces to fly, he would have given them wings

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: "World's Largest Slingshot" Video Is Upsetting (32 comments)

Whoa hadn’t heard about this yet and was about to click on the link at my school’s computer lab, but I managed to stop myself. Close call

 +10Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (62 comments)

Happy weekend everyone!!! Let’s dance and party!!!

 +5Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: A Thrilling First Look At Ryan Gosling In Only God Forgives (27 comments)

I think it’s Changs, maybe to add a hook to it and look badass or something, but then how could he win a boxing match?

 +2Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

Crap didn’t mean that as a reply. Sorry, but I do agree with everything Ghost Wankerer said especially Drive and Melancholia being snubbed in favor of “Incredibly Loud’

 +3Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

So how did Hugo manage to get more awards an nominations than Goodfellas and Taxi Driver combined??? One of the things wrong with this year’s awards that I felt passionately about. The rest of the awards I can sort of understand considering the weak nominations. At least The Help wasn’t as successful as I feared it would be.

 0Posted on Feb 26th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (392 comments)

And the hugo sweep begins. Marty must be so happy

 +1Posted on Feb 26th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (392 comments)

This is feeling like the Grammy’s all over again. Waste of couple of hours that I’ll end up feeling upset about after it’s all over.

 +1Posted on Feb 26th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (392 comments)

Morgan Freeman sets the mood like no other

 +2Posted on Feb 23rd, 2012 | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (120 comments)

Best Picture – The Artist
Best Director – Michael Hazanavicius
Best Actor – George Clooney
Best Actress – Viola Davis
Best Supporting Actor – Christoper Plummer
Best Supporting Actress – Octavia Spencer
Best Score – The Adventures of Tin Tin
Best Makeup – Albert Nobbs
Best Costume Design – Anonymous
Best Original Screenplay – The Artist
Best Art Direction – Hugo
Best Cinematography – Tree of Life
Best Film Editing – The Artist
Best Doc Short – The Barber of Birmingham
Best Foreign Language – A Seperation
Best Animated Feature – Rango
Best Adapted Screenplay – The Descendants
Best Sound Editing – Hugo
Best Sound Mixing – Hugo
Best Visual Effects – Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Best Doc Feature – Paradise Lost
Best Original Song – The Muppets
Best Short Film – Raju
Best Animated Short Film – La Luna

 0Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: Intros To 22 Bond Movies All At The Same Time, Duh (14 comments)

They had a Bond movie marathon in December on Epix and I probably saw each Connery Bond movie at least twice. Now for Diamonds are Forever, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that one. After watching Pierce Brosnan Bond movies I can safely say those are at dead last. Anything with Connery is classic and that includes DAF

 +9Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (23 comments)

After that new born deer, nothing in my life seems to matter anymore. I could die now and be happy

 +5Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (34 comments)

 +5Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

I don’t have 100 internet bucks but I will wager my internet Ferrari

 +8Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Yay! thanks for the tip, I REALLY think that I can directly make it to the monsters’ ball this year. I’m feelin’ it. Too bad I think that UP is up there with Citizen Kane and Casablanca or else I’d use that second tip

 +12Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

By having this week’s Caption contest winner respond to me by using my username, he has finally put me in a monsters’ ball (in a way)!!! Yay!!!! Thanks Zayin_451!! Happy weekend everyone!!!!

 +9Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: A Heartwarming And Enjoyable Surprise For A Grandpa (20 comments)

Hollywood can learn from this. I’m gonna go ahead and go to the bathroom and cry for a while now