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Truly, what better place than the AIDS Foundation’s Oscar party than your subtle reveal of the Harry and the Hendersons reboot?

Really? The National Treasure franchise gets a shout out but The Rock is snubbed? For shame highschool nerds.

 +19Posted on Feb 26th, 2013 | re: Never Leave The House (46 comments)

I hate to be the guy to cry “fake” but that was the part (after the elevator) that made me think this whole thing was highly suspicious. If that dude did have his ID, the guy at the desk wouldn’t want to touch it.

 +5Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Star Wars Jewelry As Example Of How It Is Now Time To Relax (47 comments)

If that ring were still on sale I would totally buy it for my wife.

 +9Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Marbles On Zumba And Feminism (14 comments)

Do you think that Fred Spencer is really proud of these and posts them on his Facebook wall for his friends and family to see? And they politely comment on them, or subscribe to his YouTube channel, but then, in the dark of night, cover their eyes and shake their heads and worry that tomorrow Fred will post another frightening look into his psychosis?

‘Cause fear of that happening is pretty much why I don’t create stuff.

 +10Posted on Feb 13th, 2013 | re: Girl Stuff: Would You Date Kai, The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker? (22 comments)

This song will surely be a smash (smash, suh-mash) hit.

 +3Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Skrillex Cover (10 comments)

I AM fairly familiar with Skrillex because I believe that it’s all right to like terrible music, and not only do I not recognize the song that he is “covering” but I can’t even really detect a general Skrillex quality in it.

 +11Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (140 comments)

My day/week is tangentially related to the Beyontroversy ’cause I moved to New Orleans last year which has been fine up until last week. There were six parades Saturday! I think there were three on Sunday, and then it’s just generally crazy ’cause of the Super Bowl and then a week after the Super Bowl is Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras. So my city is gonna be pretty much fucked for about a month and a half straight and it kinda sucks. Who would live here? Besides me, obviously.

 0Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Biker Gang Public Highway Marriage Proposal (21 comments)

I don’t know, the whole thing was ~3 minutes and then they dispersed, presumably leaving traffic to resume pretty quickly? It seems like it could’ve been a lot worse, and it does seem kinda sweet.

I’m a big softy for marriage/proposals, so maybe my judgment is clouded.

 +1Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh - "Same Old Kid" (25 comments)

Jesus Christ, I would buy a CD of that. He sounds a lot like early P.O.S. and his lyrics are pretty damned good. Of course, Krispy Kreme/Froggy Fresh has always been a pretty obviously talented writer, for being so prolific if nothing else.

 +5Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh - "Same Old Kid" (25 comments)

What do you call a hype man who does no hyping? Anyway, Triple M is the best.

 +7Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: PETA Target Honey Boo Boo In Chicken Naming Scandal! (33 comments)

My sister and her children have a few goats, some raised for slaughter, some for breeding and milk, some just for pets. Her kids, 5, 5, and 3, named the goats and named the one meant for slaughter “Dinner”. It’s funny and somewhat morbid, but it’s also important and good for them that they understand where food comes from, that an animal has to die in order for them, as a family, to eat one meal. PETA (who is horrible and shitty and fuck them) should be glad that Honey Boo Boo knows and recognizes that chicken nuggets aren’t just born of the freezer or McDonalds and have an emotional attachment to the source.

 +15Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Excuse Me, Sir, Your Child's Costume Is Too Scary (12 comments)

I may be crazy (almost definitely) but her jaw-line and eyes reminded me of somebody.

 +22Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (114 comments)

Of course! Adding on to my story, when I got to the vet they were all like “We can’t see you for an hour” so we went to a park, at which I took this picture!

 +19Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (114 comments)

I had to take my puppy to the vet ’cause he has blisters all over his paws, which is terrible, but the vet said he’s gonna be fine and gave me antibiotics, which is great.

 +9Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: Seeing Your Nightmares Behind The Scenes (12 comments)

What do y’all think, can I whip one of these up in 8 days?

 0Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012 | re: "Coffee Or Tea" - Lisa Gail Allred [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (20 comments)

This is way past the relevance for this post, but I totally recognize this as being filmed in Southlake, Texas in this shopping center (there’s an Apple Store there, so I used to go there a lot).,-97.129014&spn=0.005213,0.009645&t=w&z=17&lci=com.panoramio.all

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: DMX's First Encounter With Google (And A Computer?) (27 comments)

This is the same man who, four years ago, didn’t believe that there was a black man named Barack Obama running for president. Which now, actually, makes a lot more sense.

 0Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Jewel Performs "The Walmart Song" (22 comments)

I honestly thought this was a cover of “Wally World”.

 +4Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: What Should Name His Technology-Themed Talent Show? (31 comments)


 +34Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

Dammit, if only I’d been a little faster

 +1Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

It looks like Michael and George Michael finally made it to Phoenix!

 +13Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Was Nice To Someone! (60 comments)

And so started me trolling the streets of New Orleans, looking for Sherlock Holmes.

 +5Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

Grown Ups 2: Star Trek 3