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“This is my weight bench that I awkwardly hang from. I’ve taught myself everything I know about working out.”
It is difficult to convey the rush of excitement I felt when I saw this come up in my Google Reader.
It would seem that he’s been doing this for as long as I’ve been alive?
So this is obviously a very bad song/video, but was anyone else impressed that it wasn’t much worse?
This is just viral marketing for the new Heroes reboot, yes? Yes.
It’s kinda sad to think that they’ll never make back the sixty dollars it cost to make that commercial.
Shit really? Well, one down!
I wonder if anyone even has to pitch movies anymore, or if there’s just a tattered list somewhere of old fairy tales and recent(ish) movies to be sequelized. Lemme call it, in the next five years there will be live action remakes of Little Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, and fantastical re-imagining of Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.
This looks like LITERALLY the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
“And the Lord said: Nay, I will not kiss my mother, for that is gross.” -Matthew 5:14
Maybe I’M the one with issues, but I couldn’t bring myself to watch more than 5 seconds of that video. I don’t see how anyone involved in that could have said “No, this is not a horrible idea with years of implications for my children and family.”
Jesus Christ.
They do in this, an infinitely better video of him dancing to Footloose.
If I had more time in my life, I would edit out the music and replace it with awkward background mall noise. Maybe some day….
We all know what you think, Gabe.
It would be so great if there was a guy who looks like Justin Bieber who just follows his tours around so he can boff girls in bathrooms.
A Justin Fibber.
I’m already so excited about next year’s installment in the franchise!
The ultimate insult: this picture was taken with a BENQ DC C1230, not a Nikon.
This coming from the guy who has a NASA tattoo.
I wonder at what point in tattooing does the tattoo artist just stop trying to talk people out of shit like this.
What I wouldn’t give to be Anderson Cooper’s phone.
Highschooler or not, how can you be a Grill Master if you’re cooking on a flat top? That’s not a grill.
He made his triumphant getaway on Pokey.


























I’m starting to feel super self conscious about how many times I’ve watched this video today. This young man is a veritable .gif farm.
FUCK YEAH!
Everybody gets scared when [he] front flip[s]!
Ad infinitum.