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 +8Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

I’m starting to feel super self conscious about how many times I’ve watched this video today. This young man is a veritable .gif farm.

FUCK YEAH!

Everybody gets scared when [he] front flip[s]!

Ad infinitum.

 +10Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

“This is my weight bench that I awkwardly hang from. I’ve taught myself everything I know about working out.”

 +4Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

It is difficult to convey the rush of excitement I felt when I saw this come up in my Google Reader.

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: Mr. Takeo Ischi, The Yodelmeister (9 comments)

It would seem that he’s been doing this for as long as I’ve been alive?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0MmBor4arA

 +6Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

So this is obviously a very bad song/video, but was anyone else impressed that it wasn’t much worse?

 +4Posted on Apr 10th | re: Girls Can Fly Now, Just By Themselves (17 comments)

This is just viral marketing for the new Heroes reboot, yes? Yes.

 +1Posted on Mar 9th | re: @Nick_Offerman (8 comments)

So this is the best picture of Nick Offerman.

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: That's Your Pillow: Booty Pillow (26 comments)

It’s kinda sad to think that they’ll never make back the sixty dollars it cost to make that commercial.

 +4Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

Shit really? Well, one down!

 +1Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

I wonder if anyone even has to pitch movies anymore, or if there’s just a tattered list somewhere of old fairy tales and recent(ish) movies to be sequelized. Lemme call it, in the next five years there will be live action remakes of Little Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, and fantastical re-imagining of Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.

 +39Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Just A Pretty Normal Ad For Rob Lowe's Lifetime Movie (16 comments)

This looks like LITERALLY the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

“And the Lord said: Nay, I will not kiss my mother, for that is gross.” -Matthew 5:14

Maybe I’M the one with issues, but I couldn’t bring myself to watch more than 5 seconds of that video. I don’t see how anyone involved in that could have said “No, this is not a horrible idea with years of implications for my children and family.”

Jesus Christ.

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: It Is A Friday Morning During The Holiday Season, Is It Not? (23 comments)

They do in this, an infinitely better video of him dancing to Footloose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Dyc8QRcLKH4

 +8Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: It Is A Friday Morning During The Holiday Season, Is It Not? (23 comments)

If I had more time in my life, I would edit out the music and replace it with awkward background mall noise. Maybe some day….

 +15Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

We all know what you think, Gabe.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

It would be so great if there was a guy who looks like Justin Bieber who just follows his tours around so he can boff girls in bathrooms.

A Justin Fibber.

 +40Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: There's Something Wrong With The Vampire Dog Poster (53 comments)

I’m already so excited about next year’s installment in the franchise!

 +12Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

The ultimate insult: this picture was taken with a BENQ DC C1230, not a Nikon.

 +20Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

This coming from the guy who has a NASA tattoo.

 +39Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

I wonder at what point in tattooing does the tattoo artist just stop trying to talk people out of shit like this.

What I wouldn’t give to be Anderson Cooper’s phone.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: It's All About The Beef (37 comments)

Highschooler or not, how can you be a Grill Master if you’re cooking on a flat top? That’s not a grill.

 +10Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Robbing 7-11 In A Gumby Costume (33 comments)

He made his triumphant getaway on Pokey.