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 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

the most disturbing thing about this is that people find Emma Stone attractive. how do they not realize its just a skinsuit

Crotchless panties are passe. What we need are buttholeless panties. Its like a thong, but the string in the back diverts into a circle, like a river around a mighty elm, except the elm is your butthole. And the benefit is you dont have to take them off to have sex OR to poop.

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: Please Sign Our Fake Petition To Keep The Up House Multicolored (40 comments)

Paint the names of the original colors of the house, on the house, in brown. The way to win at life is to make people horribly regret ever asking you to do things.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: American Psycho Is FINALLY Getting The Remake It Deserves (35 comments)

starring James Franco

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: Apparently Anyone Is Allowed To Just Direct A Goddamned Movie (34 comments)

I can believe theyre letting people who are not very good at directing maybe start to direct things all of a sudden. Now all the movies will start to be not very good. Frowny face

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

Thank you for informing me as to what occurred on two non-consecutive episodes of Piers Morgan Tonight with Piers Morgan, a show i have never watched. Otherwise i wouldnt know.