I don’t think I’ve said this, but I love you guys. I haven’t been around, but I always planned on coming back. I’ll miss this place and all of you.
I guess L.A. really is your now. Good luck.
Sorry. I’m out of practice.
Something something Carlos Danger.
You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
I’d do a lot of things just to fuck with head.
This makes me very concerned about someone’s knee.
I wish I were still a monster. I’d have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson’s dog was named America. He’d have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country’s future.
The official response from Fox News was to giggle at the name “Pussy Riot”.
This is my highest level of wit for the week.
You should totally get one. I have a microwave, and I use the fuck out that thing!
This is Dave Hill we’re talking about. If he told us how many, we would all give up, because we could never live up to that shit.
Hey, at least you’ve got Kelly to help carry the burden. Back in my day, guest editors had it really rough!
I love you, Dave Hill.
The Rain Man reboot.
Aw, no Pringles!
I honestly didn’t get it either until she turned it upside down. Her process makes no sense to me, but I cannot argue with the results.
That joke made sense in my head.
That joke make sense in my head.
The Tanners called him Alf because they thought he had the best shot at unseating FDR.
I like it when I unambiguously agree with Gabe. It’s refreshing.