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 +56Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

I don’t think I’ve said this, but I love you guys. I haven’t been around, but I always planned on coming back. I’ll miss this place and all of you.

 +70Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

 +11Posted on Aug 3rd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

I guess L.A. really is your now. Good luck.

Sorry. I’m out of practice.

Something something Carlos Danger.

 +7Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The Perfect Crime: Dress Up As Smurfs And Cause Crimes (14 comments)

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

 +8Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Ugh, Jurassic Prank! (29 comments)

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully) (40 comments)

I’d do a lot of things just to fuck with head.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years (14 comments)

This makes me very concerned about someone’s knee.

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (29 comments)

I wish I were still a monster. I’d have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson’s dog was named America. He’d have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country’s future.

 +11Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot? (56 comments)

The official response from Fox News was to giggle at the name “Pussy Riot”.

 +9Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot? (56 comments)

This is my highest level of wit for the week.

 +5Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot? (56 comments)

Vladimir Pootin’

 +2Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Lie Back And Get Comfortable (20 comments)

You should totally get one. I have a microwave, and I use the fuck out that thing!

 +1Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Lie Back And Get Comfortable (20 comments)

This is Dave Hill we’re talking about. If he told us how many, we would all give up, because we could never live up to that shit.

 +2Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Lie Back And Get Comfortable (20 comments)

Hey, at least you’ve got Kelly to help carry the burden. Back in my day, guest editors had it really rough!

 0Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Lie Back And Get Comfortable (20 comments)

I love you, Dave Hill.

The Rain Man reboot.

Shaqles?

 +8Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: Don't Forget To Check Yourself (15 comments)

I honestly didn’t get it either until she turned it upside down. Her process makes no sense to me, but I cannot argue with the results.

 +9Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

That joke made sense in my head.

 +6Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

That joke make sense in my head.

 +10Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

The Tanners called him Alf because they thought he had the best shot at unseating FDR.

I like it when I unambiguously agree with Gabe. It’s refreshing.