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 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfS_J7jtsaI
I think we all agree that this monologue should be said as fast as possible except when you’re pausing at weird points for no reason, right? Start working on the script for Mean Girls 3D, Hollywood, SHEEZANACHRAL.

 +7Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

Hahaha, nah, she wouldn’t.

 +9Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

“Saturday Night Love”? Sounds like Gabe was pretty distracted this week.

 +3Posted on Jun 18th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)

I’m pretty sure it’s “I think I’ve made a laaaaarge error”
VERBATIM.

 +1Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: Les Grossman: The Movie (61 comments)

Every time I use his pasta sauce, I like to imagine him pausing in the street, listening to the wind for a second then nodding almost imperceptibly to himself, knowing that he has done well.

 +8Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape Thread Or Animals Eating Birthday Cake Thread (152 comments)

The other day while I was walking my dog, he started limping then when I laid him down to see what was wrong he sneezed up a bee. I guess what I’m trying to say is I don’t know how to post pictures.

 +9Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape Thread Or Animals Eating Birthday Cake Thread (152 comments)

Most people would leave it at what is actually a very humorous joke. Not Steve Winwood.

 +7Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

I don’t like you.

 +12Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

I think that’s ok.
But if that plane was moving, so help me god, we’d be whining about it already.

Wow, this really puts the race for pink slips at the end of Grease in a whole new, terrible light.
Shame on you, Danny Zuko. I don’t even understand why you’d race for that.