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 +14Posted on Feb 8th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

Thanks for being such a great blogmom. Blom.

 +17Posted on Feb 8th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

Videogum has made my life better. I’ve made amazing friends and had many laughs. Thank you for everything. Enjoy the big Video Pizza Party in the sky. Pony Day 5ever.

 +6Posted on Jan 6th | re: Idris Elba Has A Question (18 comments)

He is sexually attracted to Idris Elba in a bow tie. That just makes him human like the rest of us.

 +11Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Some Days You're A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You're Not (11 comments)

The 35th of December is the 25th in Dog Days.

 +3Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Some Days You're A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You're Not (11 comments)

Jeez, Olly, don’t be such a killjoy. Save it for the 35th.

 +10Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Some Days You're A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You're Not (11 comments)

I have been in China for more than a month for school, and right now I’m immersed in the painful nightmare that is writing my major research proposal.
Thank you for welcoming me back with a corgi on a carousel, Kelly. I needed this. And thank you, corgi on a carousel, for being you.

I always get Paul F Tompkins and Bob Odenkirk mixed up in my head, so i’ll take this opportunity to recommend the Dead Authors Podcast. So good, you guys.

 +7Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Well, of course nothing else could compete. Perfect meal.

 +5Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Yeah, it’s “orphan” thanksgiving. And I just meant “less historical racism that people always bring up despite the fact it’s totally possible to have a non-racist thanksgiving and those people are just killjoys,” but it was too long.
I am making Turkey with HOMEMADE cranberry (don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, FT) and gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, my famous brussels sprouts, homemade buns, beets and carrots, pumpkin pie, and friends are bringing salad and brown sugar yams.

 +6Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Are they leather? They’ll stretch!

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Make a bourbon caesar! So delicious, and much better than a regular vodka caesar.

 +7Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Don’t leave us hanging! What did you have for lunch?

 +4Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Oh jeez, that’s the worst. If you can clean them off (a little bit of oxyclean on a damp cloth) you might be able to make them nice enough for Goodwill, or kijiji?

 +9Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

I thought you were going to say “I’ve only pumped twice. So my boobs exploded all over my desk. Milk everywhere.”

 +14Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

Look who’s back!
My day has been pretty good, (if you don’t count the part where I went to the Chinese visa office with the wrong paperwork and have to go back tomorrow).
Guys, I am getting SO EXCITED for Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving, the less-racist one). I am hosting for the first time, and I have already deep-cleaned my apartment, and done some of the shopping. I made the cranberry sauce yesterday! Thanksgiving is my absolute number one favourite holiday ever of all time no exceptions, and I also love to cook. I am more excited than you can possibly imagine. I made a spreadsheet of all the dishes and ingredients, and when to cook what. It’s incredibly nerdy! And I am going to BRINE THE TURKEY.
What’s your favourite Thanksgiving food?

 +7Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

So are Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence BFFs who send each other every script they ever get, with “I’ll do it if you do it” written in the margins?

 +9Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Babies Should Be The Only Ones Allowed To Dance (10 comments)

I like a man who delivers on his promises. Even when his promises are unspeakably horrific.

Wow, Mark Wahlberg must have been feeling pretty low that he went to some no-name bar instead of Wahlburgers when he was feeling down.

 +36Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux) (99 comments)

One day, our children will see a Gabe Delahaye retrospective on hover-tv, and we’ll say “I was there when it was just us, the internet, and Topher Grace.” And they will laugh and roll their eyes, but we’ll remember what it was like, at the beginning, on videogum dot com.

 +5Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: What Is Even The Point Of Professional Comedy? (26 comments)

I think you misunderstand why I’m laughing.

 +8Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: What Is Even The Point Of Professional Comedy? (26 comments)

What I don’t get was: What was her plan? Had her jump been successful, she would have landed either tires-down in the water (painful and terrible for the bike), or tires-down in the grass on the hill above the water (flipped the bike, landed on her un-helmeted head at the bottom of the hill, possibly died).

I really think this was the best-case scenario for her after all.

 +4Posted on Jul 25th, 2013 | re: Kicking Paula Deen While She Is Down, But Also She Deserves It (57 comments)

To be fair with the Mexican thing, you ARE a taco.

 +15Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: From Your Friend, The High-Fiving Bee (36 comments)

I think it’s sitting on a potato. You know, how bees do.

 +15Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: 146 Human Children Named "Khaleesi" (73 comments)

Alberta releases a baby names list every year, and in 2011 there was a baby girl named Tuba.

TUBA.

Note to anyone invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house: don’t sit down.