Note to anyone invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house: don’t sit down.
I don’t understand how that was hard for you guys to figure out. Admittedly, I assumed “Shepherd’s Pie” instead of “Bread Pudding,” but the individual-casserole-dish-on-a-plate situation seemed pretty clear to me.
I didn’t mean to make fun of you, That One! I would have been freaked out too, and part of that freakiness would have been because I would have immediately thought “ghost children.”
Tiramisu is the best. Now I want tiramisu.
Distracted by turning into ghosts.
Since my life is also very boring, I would find it easier to do sketches. You can treat it like homework, and rather than trying to turn yourself into one of those people who carries around a sketchbook so they can capture the world whenever inspiration strikes (in my mind, these people also smoke clove cigarettes), you can just set aside 30 minutes every day. Sit down, put something on the table, and draw it. Or draw the same seven things, over and over again, one for each day of the week. Then you can try a different style each week, or just try to capture it more accurately each time and see how your progress goes.
Or get a timer and do speed-drawing! Combine it with going for bike rides – sketch a tree!, or draw your lunch before you eat it.
On the other hand, super-fun wedding, I’ll definitely be using some of the ideas from that dream in my (hopefully more successful) future real wedding. I had great purple shoes and a cute white mini-dress and it was under the apple trees at my parents’ house.
Last night I had this really detailed dream about my wedding (note: I am single), which included details about the location and flowers and guests, and a long sequence in which I switched wedding dresses at the last minute because I decided that the first one looked like a figure skating costume. After the wedding my new husband hung out with a girl I didn’t know during the reception, and I went on a really fun day trip around the countryside with a couple of the guests including my high school boyfriend. At the end of the day I got a message telling me to go to a petting zoo, and my dad, the Daily Show’s John Oliver, and my new husband were waiting for me. I told my dad and John Oliver to scram, and my new husband broke up with me.
It was very upsetting and weird, and I woke up unsettled. It basically ruined my whole day.
Specific tupperware for salads? Please give me more information on this.
I think I am going to try to find time to watch the rest of Game of Thrones. I have only seen the first 3 episodes, and that way I can know what the hell all of you are talking about.
Shut up, Dave.
I often go to various sports games with my platonic guy pals and my COUSINS and the kiss cam is my greatest fear.
I’m holding off on ordering it because I know that I’ll read it as soon as I get it, and I can’t afford to be distracted by school right now. But it is going to be my next read treat!
Have you tried making your own food? That’s what my parents do for their dog (started out as a recommendation from the vet when our other dog had cancer). Generally we feed him a mix of meat, sweet potatoes, rice, carrots, and other veg. They’ll make up a huge batch of it at once, and then freeze it in tupperwares that each hold a few servings. Since you’re not getting the fancy cuts of meat (lots of butchers will sell meat specially labelled as dog food – it’s usually the weird shapes and tough cuts all ground up), it’s quite inexpensive.
Maybe napping and watching movies will recharge your batteries and make you feel better!
Today is good. I made some really important steps on my schoolwork – I had sort of fallen behind in the last few weeks, and I think I’m on my way out of the hole. Though the next few days will be rough.
And the Habs play tonight! Aka, the Playoffs have now actually begun. Le bleu blanc et rouge!!!
“Thanks for helping me not miss you!” – martinmegs
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, because I think she’s probably ok! Type-A executive type, for sure, but she seems nice, and loves beautiful things and animals, and anyone who likes gardening that much can’t be that bad. Good luck on your match.com dates, Martha Stewart! I hope you find a lot of handsome dudes who are funny and nice but have fewer crippling commitment issues than the ones I have met in my experience online dating!
And to think I momentarily felt bad for this smug bastard. Failing up, I guess.
Sun are probably a bit racist.
But you are allowed on top of the Law. *badumchh*
wrap the cantaloupe (or half a fig! go crazy!) in the prosciutto and quickly brown it in a frying pan! Watermelon and feta is also a good combination.
Has he always had that much neck?
Hey hey, I have no beef with his work as a production assistant on Night Court. That was solid work. He always put the right amount of cream in everyone’s coffee.
I think if he’d snapped his head up, apologized and laughed self-deprecatingly, and then made eye contact with the camera while introducing himself, he would have kept his job.