Thanks for being such a great blogmom. Blom.
Videogum has made my life better. I’ve made amazing friends and had many laughs. Thank you for everything. Enjoy the big Video Pizza Party in the sky. Pony Day 5ever.
He is sexually attracted to Idris Elba in a bow tie. That just makes him human like the rest of us.
The 35th of December is the 25th in Dog Days.
Jeez, Olly, don’t be such a killjoy. Save it for the 35th.
I have been in China for more than a month for school, and right now I’m immersed in the painful nightmare that is writing my major research proposal.
Thank you for welcoming me back with a corgi on a carousel, Kelly. I needed this. And thank you, corgi on a carousel, for being you.
I always get Paul F Tompkins and Bob Odenkirk mixed up in my head, so i’ll take this opportunity to recommend the Dead Authors Podcast. So good, you guys.
Well, of course nothing else could compete. Perfect meal.
Yeah, it’s “orphan” thanksgiving. And I just meant “less historical racism that people always bring up despite the fact it’s totally possible to have a non-racist thanksgiving and those people are just killjoys,” but it was too long.
I am making Turkey with HOMEMADE cranberry (don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, FT) and gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, my famous brussels sprouts, homemade buns, beets and carrots, pumpkin pie, and friends are bringing salad and brown sugar yams.
Are they leather? They’ll stretch!
Make a bourbon caesar! So delicious, and much better than a regular vodka caesar.
Don’t leave us hanging! What did you have for lunch?
Oh jeez, that’s the worst. If you can clean them off (a little bit of oxyclean on a damp cloth) you might be able to make them nice enough for Goodwill, or kijiji?
I thought you were going to say “I’ve only pumped twice. So my boobs exploded all over my desk. Milk everywhere.”
Look who’s back!
My day has been pretty good, (if you don’t count the part where I went to the Chinese visa office with the wrong paperwork and have to go back tomorrow).
Guys, I am getting SO EXCITED for Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving, the less-racist one). I am hosting for the first time, and I have already deep-cleaned my apartment, and done some of the shopping. I made the cranberry sauce yesterday! Thanksgiving is my absolute number one favourite holiday ever of all time no exceptions, and I also love to cook. I am more excited than you can possibly imagine. I made a spreadsheet of all the dishes and ingredients, and when to cook what. It’s incredibly nerdy! And I am going to BRINE THE TURKEY.
What’s your favourite Thanksgiving food?
So are Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence BFFs who send each other every script they ever get, with “I’ll do it if you do it” written in the margins?
I like a man who delivers on his promises. Even when his promises are unspeakably horrific.
Wow, Mark Wahlberg must have been feeling pretty low that he went to some no-name bar instead of Wahlburgers when he was feeling down.
One day, our children will see a Gabe Delahaye retrospective on hover-tv, and we’ll say “I was there when it was just us, the internet, and Topher Grace.” And they will laugh and roll their eyes, but we’ll remember what it was like, at the beginning, on videogum dot com.
I think you misunderstand why I’m laughing.
What I don’t get was: What was her plan? Had her jump been successful, she would have landed either tires-down in the water (painful and terrible for the bike), or tires-down in the grass on the hill above the water (flipped the bike, landed on her un-helmeted head at the bottom of the hill, possibly died).
I really think this was the best-case scenario for her after all.
To be fair with the Mexican thing, you ARE a taco.
I think it’s sitting on a potato. You know, how bees do.
Alberta releases a baby names list every year, and in 2011 there was a baby girl named Tuba.
Note to anyone invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house: don’t sit down.