Guys, can we talk about me for a second? I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL!
I only applied to one program (MA in communications) and didn’t have a backup plan, and today I got my acceptance email! It took them 4 days of deliberation!!
When I got the email, I burst into tears in the middle of my office, and very nearly hyperventilated. I’m so excited!

Not to be a downer, but real rhinos can run about 65km/hr. Unless the emergency they’re preparing for is an actual papier mâché animal escaping…I don’t think those nets are going to hold.

And season 2 of the River.

He wasn’t wearing a bikini, and I didn’t actually hear much saxophone. Lots of beach though, that’s good.

What’s up with that tortoise? Going straight for the grapes and just leaving all those delicious strawberries on the ground? Go back to salad school, tortoise.

“I don’t care about poor puppies” – Mutt Romney

Are you crying, penguin hug girl? Who do you think you are, Kristen Bell?

Yeah it’s happy now, but then they start fainting and the tears start to flow again.

I have always interpreted her public persona as “boring, self-involved person who might be kinda a bitch but who knows about that last bit. But definitely boring, probably.” Was that not what she was going for?

Good thing this wasn’t in Regina, things would have gotten even more awkward.