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 +19Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

Polythene Pam, just gotta ask you something real quick:

 +18Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E01: Everything's Boringer In Texas (25 comments)

Also no mention that one of the guy’s names is Ty-Lör?????

 +25Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E01: Everything's Boringer In Texas (25 comments)

TOP CHEF RECAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality (56 comments)

“pegs of jay”

 +1Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality (56 comments)

Make sure to get this one too!

 +9Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red's "Where Da Melph At" (40 comments)

Okay, well, that comment was truly stupid, and I think that comment should really focus on what it wants to convey and what it means to be funny and also maybe I don’t know remember that PEOPLE DIED and that it’s quite ridiculous for the comment to expect to the internet to be sympathetic and see the better parts of its personality when all the internet has to judge it on is the comment itself, which is really the kind of thing that not very many/no non-awful people would find funny.

YIKES, gp.

 +3Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red's "Where Da Melph At" (40 comments)

I think my ears, and also those women’s behinds, are having seizures.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

You didn’t! See how awesome you are? Very awesome.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

I found this post very entertaining but I must register my displeasure at the misuse of the phrase “beg the question.” Go ahead and downvote me, I don’t care, it’s a pet peeve and I hate it. Kelly, I still think you are very smart and a good writer, it’s just my thing. Thank you for listening.

 +9Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I was on chat a lot too (at nights), but got busy because of exams. I can personally attest that it is an excellent place to talk things out with people who care about you.

The best way to get people onto chat is to send out a twitter call. Most of us either follow or have a twitter list of monsters that we check pretty regularly. I used this recently to get some relationship advice and it was really great. What particularly was great about it was not only was i not being judged, I was getting a variety of opinions that I could consider, allowing me to get perspective from all sides of a complicated issue.

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I JUST HIT TWO VGUM STEREOTYPES IN ONE SENTENCE.

 +47Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

THE REMEMBER ME CHECKBOX IS THE BIGGEST LIE!!!!!!

You are SO RIGHT.

 +16Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I’ve noticed a bit that there are consistent complaints about one-upsmanship. However, I don’t really see it. It is entirely possible that it’s there, and if it is there, that it is a bad thing. Personally I just attribute it to everyone being really, really funny.

I like you guys. I’ve never felt ostracized or anything. True, I am zero percent towards my EGOT, but I honestly just think that’s because other people say funnier and more interesting things than I do.

Maybe the trolling or exclusion comes from the familial atmosphere that vgummers have created. Maybe it’s everyone trying to literally outwit the other commenters. I think that if you look for that stuff, then you’ll find it. But for me, this is a funny website full of funny people. It’s not the end of the world if my comment only gets 9 upvotes. Or no upvotes.

Bottom line, everyone is super cool, Gabe is handsome, Kelly is pretty, and I am the smartest person alive.

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay (92 comments)

I completely agree with you, I’m just guessing that Mr. Super Informed Pants up there actually did conflate the two. There are plenty of stories coming out of all corners of the U.S. of trans students winning prom king/queen, but I haven’t heard a single one where a gay male student won it.

 +13Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay (92 comments)

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 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

But seriously folks:

Fargoats
Tomato Kill a Mockingbird
Fight Club Sandwich
Catch of the Day 22
Snacks and the City

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

But seriously:

Fargoats
Tomato Kill a Mockingbird
Fight Club Sandwich
Pride and Pre-juice-dish (ouch)

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

The Breakfast Club (NAILED IT I WIN)

 +14Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

“I am a huge fan of Sasha Grey.” -Gabe
“EWWWWWWWWW DAD!!!!!!!” -Everyone else

 +8Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike! (45 comments)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 +7Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike! (45 comments)

No one said drink?

Drink.

League of Their Own references always get upvotes, even if they are slightly tardy.

 +1Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hangover Part II (69 comments)

Everybody knows that is the only way that ladies can physically act. I’m so irrationally angry that you didn’t know that, I’m going to go revenge fuck your brother, you stupid piece of shit.

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (83 comments)

Illinois: probably still not able to find a not-corrupt politician; just give it time.

 +2Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (83 comments)

I grew up in Columbus, and we do that because Ohio is incapable of naming their own cities. Basically every city is named after another city. Athens, Rome, Oxford, Toledo, Washington, even Columbus and Cleveland. So now that I live outside of Ohio, I have to specify that I lived in Ohio because people will assume that it’s Columbus Georgia or Indiana or somewhere else.

Also who knows where Akron is unless they grew up in Ohio? No one.