To be fair, do we have any proof that facetaco ISN’T a tostada?
Werner Herzog approves this title change.
PS. I’m not, nor have I ever been, Da Cake Eatur. I Gingered up his avatar for Halloween and never changed back.
Where have you gone, Da Cake Eatur? Our pop-culture blog turns its lonely eyes to you.
I know I’m Donna Darko-ing everybody else by now. Gabe, thank you for everything. Thank you for your humor, thank you for your compassion, thank you for your perspective. Thank you for telling us (the monsters and the world) when we were being too ridiculous and when we were being just ridiculous enough. The only thing that keeps me from a horrible depression spiral at the thought of you leaving is that Kelly is here to keep the ship on the right course.
Good luck with your new endeavors. I will be clicking subscribe on everything you do.
Also, iz u relly prezidant of holliwod?
Stay golden, Gabe.
Yes, please do this! And maybe invite the VG Monsters? #vgum_everywhere
Excellent piece. Be sure to read on to the comments section (good practice for anything posted on davidsimon.com). Mr. Simon actively participates.
Great caption, FLW, but I, as a baseball fan, must point out that mumble jack is and will always be singular in the traditional (super-racist, obvs) 7th inning stretch sing-along.
My favorite Simpsons sight gag of ALL TIME.
Shish kabobs. Really.
Ooof. I did not realize this gif is seizure inducing. #sorrygum
“Hey AJ, it will all work out. Keep fucking that chicken.” – Ernie Anastos
Police administered a roadside sobriety test, in which she blew a Toth.0.
Mind holding the door for me Five Flasks?
From what I’ve seen, this is just another day in the life of a Russian dashboard cam.
I bet this is what happens when Katherine Chloe Cahoon breaks bad.
Me too!! Early show or late? VGum meetup at the Fox?
Richard O’Brien is and always will be Riff Raff! Damn you kids for appropriating all the stuff from my youth that I hold sacred. #oldmanrant
I tried to bury myself and I only got this far! MORE SAND!
With great rhythm comes great responsibility.
Nobody listens to Turtle.
Wonder Bread. I heard it’s available.