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Girl, interrupted
Guys, know that no matter who wins the caption contest on here the true winner will be the co-worker who passed by my computer as the pic was up and said “is that Harrison Ford? What happened to him? Did he die?”.
Worst viral marketing ever, Gillette.
Heavyweights
*slow clap*
Win a Date With Tan Hamilton
There Will Be Blood Orange Sangrias
Henry & June & July & August
A glimpse into the worst/best corner of a Wax Museum ever.
Rawpocalypse Chow
(Raw/Vegan)
The King’s Peach
Frosties/Nixon
Orson Welles’ F For Food
Sophie’s Choice Of Sides
The United Colors Of Benettohno
Opening soon is NY’s hottest communism themed club “Red Dong”. It’s got everything:
-Children with guns
-The ghost of Patrick Swayze
-DJ Sears Photo Backdrop
-Coked out immigrant children (with guns)
-Asian Americans
-GAP employees moonlighting as waiters to pay for their drug habits
-Twink grizzly bears riding unicycles in a steel cage hung from the ceiling (not pictured)
When a problem comes along
You must zip it
Before the meat sits out too long
You must zip it
When somethin’s going wrong
You must zip it
“Sir, some guy just left in disgust”
“Did he say why?”
“He was muttering something about Katy Perry”
“Has he paid for his membership in advance?”
“Of course”
“Uhh, ok.”
(back to doing normal things)
-Guys Who Work At Steve’s Gym
At the risk of contributing to Steve’s meme: “She’s Pretty”
Probably been brought up already but I don’t feel like sifting through all 500+ comments:
“Let’s go crazy Broadway style!”
“The kids can call you Ho Ju”
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So perfect
You are welcome, look around yog.
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The Simpsons Episode 464-3 “Law and Odor: SVPU”
After an unfortunate incident with a comical duck that makes you think the episode is going in one, kind of promising direction, Homer stumbles upon an FBI crime scene and proceeds to mess things up royally. In order to pay back his debt to the police department, Homer and the rest of the Simpsons are put in charge of the Interrogation Room. But after Bart breaks the one way mirror to provide protection for witnesses and forgets to tell anybody, hi-jinks ensue. Features guest stars Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T.






















“What in the fuck is going on up on that roof?” – the lady in the background with glasses on