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 -6Posted on Nov 13th, 2013 | re: The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion (44 comments)

Just putting it out there – my ex is a cunt lol. Hence why she is an ex haha.

 0Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky (86 comments)

“I WANT SEX!” – said by any spooky person or whatever

 -2Posted on Oct 8th, 2013 | re: But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive? (60 comments)

Scarlett Johansson can get the D. The end.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

“YOU BITCH!” – My favorite line from last night lol

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Well This Is Certainly A Pretty Good Ad For Crying (14 comments)

Damn. :(

 +6Posted on Sep 13th, 2013 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's English Garden Party (34 comments)

Also, all these hoez are mad skinny. Wtf??

 +1Posted on Sep 13th, 2013 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's English Garden Party (34 comments)

Hamptons? This could also be Brooklyn circa 2013 lol

 +3Posted on Sep 3rd, 2013 | re: The Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco Open Thread (47 comments)

i thought it was hot. but i watched it around 2am and was mildly drunk. sooo….yeah…..

 +3Posted on Aug 26th, 2013 | re: The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards (34 comments)

who took these photos?

Lol dammit! I pressed the enter button too soon. My full comment is this: Fuck this. HOGAN FOR EXPENDABLES 3 BITCHES!

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Other Questions Both For Parts Of Speech And Lindsay Lohan (30 comments)

On some real shit….Lindsay Lohan can still get that D!

 +3Posted on Jul 12th, 2013 | re: Sharknado Open Thread (26 comments)

The porn spoof should be a tornado of flying dils

Congrats to the new couple!

Aw! How cute!

 +4Posted on Jun 27th, 2013 | re: Yo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic? (34 comments)

nah haha

 +3Posted on May 8th, 2013 | re: Robin Williams Disses Kim Kardashian On Twitter!!!!!! (24 comments)

Dude looks like a lady.

 +6Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: "Bad Ass Bitch" (Featuring Snake) (17 comments)

LOL!! I think this is about my wife and girlfriend.

 +3Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: It Really Brings You Back (28 comments)


 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2013 | re: Welcome Home Wesley Snipes! (30 comments)

“The king has return” – The Lion King

 0Posted on Mar 25th, 2013 | re: Oh, Are We Still Doing Grumpy Cat? (33 comments)

Grumpy Cat is actually mad cute haha.

Bwhahah! Whooops. I meant Bond**

I really want this muthafucka to be the NEXT James Bone and also Blade for the Blade reboot.

 -1Posted on Feb 20th, 2013 | re: Actual Residents Of Harlem Respond To "Harlem Shake" Meme (66 comments)

I don’t care. However, the NEW Defeated Sanity album “Passages into Deformity” is fvcking mad HOT!!

 0Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: Meteorite Crashing In Russia Footage Is, Uh, Not Terrifying At All! (35 comments)

How do you spell “ffffuuuuccckkkk!!!!” in Russian?