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 +25Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

I would like to invest in this. To whom shall I make out the check?

 +10Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: The White House Responds To A Death Star Petition Obviously (31 comments)

I would like to co-sponsor this petition.

 +11Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (34 comments)

:(

 +10Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: The Science Of Star Trek (20 comments)

Nope. It was me.

 +17Posted on Nov 19th, 2012 | re: The SO Undercover Poster Is SO Perfect (25 comments)

I’ve been waiting for a Serpico remake!!

 +21Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

That’s a real dick move. Next thing you know she’ll be stealing your “I’d rather be raping” boyfriend story. What a jerk.

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (21 comments)

GODDAMMIT.

 +23Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: What Is Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume? (78 comments)

You should put a cone on your head and go as me.

 +37Posted on Oct 10th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Chet Haze's Reddit Controversy (23 comments)

This whole Chet Haze phenom is going to stop being fun when he parlays it into writing for the New Yorker and gets a $3.5 million book deal.

 +19Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (49 comments)

You guys… like me?

 +57Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (38 comments)

 +20Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: FEUD ALERT: Bob Barker Vs. The Price Is Right (35 comments)

I just won a new car!!

 +10Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Gary Busey Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise (15 comments)

I’d never put a blanket on my head. A cone? Sure! That’s hilarious!

 +28Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum (170 comments)

You’re the man, djfreshie.

 +6Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot? (56 comments)

No I do not.

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: That's Emily's Boyfriend: This Kid (51 comments)

I’m not a jerk.

 +6Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: America, There Is A New Brain-Damaged Film Auteur For You To Love (31 comments)

I heard what you were saying… You know nothing of my work!

How you got to comment on a blog is totally amazing!

 +3Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

I am a big fan of your work. Your whole ouvre, really.

 +16Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Idris Elba Rapping In A Music Video (22 comments)

It is!

 +7Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Strikes Again, Ladies! (29 comments)

8)

 +12Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Strikes Again, Ladies! (29 comments)

LOL. Good times.

 +22Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (40 comments)

Good work, team. Good week. May the road rise to meet you, may the gif be always at your back, may the jpg shine warm upon your avatar.

I’m #1! I’m #1!

Fixed it: