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 +9Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game (97 comments)

If you watch ET backwards, an alien comes to earth, races the cops to a boy’s house, gets sick, puts toys together from spare parts, pukes up Reese’s Pieces, and leaves.

 -1Posted on Oct 28th, 2008 | re: Hear That? It's The Sound Of I'm Going To Watch Amy Poehler's New Show (14 comments)

The press release implies it’s going to be available in iTunes at some point.

Oh, and Adam, people were calling crap “crap” before Thomas Crapper was even born.

http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2008 | re: Use This Anti-inflammatory Cream To Feed Your Starving Family (2 comments)

@aaron – Apparently cows are.

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2008 | re: Friday Fight: Who Is Worse For The Country Than Sarah Palin? (4 comments)

Gabe wins for “17 points ahead of harry dean stanton”.

 +1Posted on Sep 5th, 2008 | re: The Locator Is Coming To Geeetttt Youuuuuuuu! (13 comments)

Well, Gabe and Lindsay? Did you help these people out yet?

Locater Gum DOT COM!!!

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2008 | re: Norm MacDonald Makes Fun Of The Olympics, Tries To Sell His House (8 comments)

Heh, “Fishing in a crick”…

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2008 | re: Are There Ants Living In Your All-In-One Printer/Scanner System? (3 comments)

I can’t believe this guy didn’t know that that’s how scanners work. You just have to learn not to disturb the Scanner Ants and they will continue to scan stuff. I made the same mistake with my fax machine and now the millipedes in there refuse to send documents.

 0Posted on Jul 30th, 2008 | re: Bill Maher Is Just Going Door-To-Door Making Fun Of People's Religion (9 comments)

Or maybe Jerry O’Connell?

 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2008 | re: Rainn Wilson Did The Weather On CNN Yesterday (1 comments)

Everyone loves a good sailfish-related joke.

 +1Posted on Jul 9th, 2008 | re: Duh: Larry The Cable Guy Is Bad At His Job (4 comments)

Love love love that old video. I could watch it over and over until my collar turns blue. By the way, you violated Section 8 of the Ned Holness Act of 2006 which states that you have to mention that his real name is Dan Whitney.