I think the ship had Krypto embryos or whatev. I don’t remember too many details, but I read the prequel comic that features Supergirl, and that ship is supposed to be hers. She was out looking for a new planet to colonize, bringing along them baby bunches, but some dude snuck on the ship, killed Supergirl’s crew, and steered them to the Solar System. Supergirl defeats the dude (I’m not sure if he’s still on the ship), emergency-lands in the snow on Earth, and SOMEONE walks away from the ship. The ship gets covered in snow/ice. Then we see eskimos; they have drawings of the falling ship and the S symbol on their wall. Cut to NASA getting a signal from underneath those thousands of years worth of ice. It ends w/ someone asking “who or what is it signaling?” and shows Clark on the fishing boat.

I think there were skulls there when Superman looked in the ship (the dead crew members), and an empty cryogenic sleeping bag. I have no idea where his suit came from.

Um, I guess I could’ve just left this here (yes nerdo): http://imgur.com/a/mMCZm

Yes, I’ll drink to that. *grabs another beer*

Get out get out GET OUT OF MY LIFE (, Tommy) !!!!!

Speaking of..

I’m so sorry I was bored and curious please don’t judge me

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PIZZA DAMN GOOD SON I ROLLED UP IN HERE WITH MY HOME BOY BUZZIN OFFA RUM N DP DRANK INNA SBARRO CUP WANTED MORE PIZZA GOT THAT MARGARITA PIE AND DAAMMMMM FILLIN AINT NO LIE NICE N CHEWY HOW I LIKE, ATE THE WHOLD DAM THANG, MY BOY TRYNA SNATCH A SLICE NUH UH GETCHA OWN HAHAAAA
ONE LADY KEP MEOWING, KINDA HOT, NOT THE LADY THE MEOW, I’D HIT DAT THO, AINT NO LADY IN MY LIFE NOW

3/5 STARS OLD DUDE BEHIND THE COUNTER KEP STARIN AT ME NOT COOL BRO

“She’s so goofy and down-to-earth; Jennifer’s the best! I wish I were (friends with) her…” – Marion, Lena, me

A cameo of someone from the cast of Friends is the first thing I’d expect in that sketch, so I was delighted and actually impressed by how that one turned out!

And yes, Darrell’s House was so great. I was anticipating a payoff to that first sketch, and they did it!

What’s going on here, SNL? I’m laughing WITH you??

Not necessarily..

Yaayyyy Nathan For Us!

I own a $90 Bumblebee Transformer and I had sex last week!

Seven Recyclepaths