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 +1Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: That's Your Pillow: Booty Pillow (26 comments)

Well this makes my joke about there needing to be a body pillow with a dong bulge a little more relevant.

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Little Girl Makes Bird Noises And Is Forced To Be Cool (21 comments)

so bird noises are the new air horns in hip-hop? thats really going to confuse my cats when guys are riding around my neighborhood blasting their music at three am.

 +7Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Why wasn’t this titled “How long can you watch Jim talk creepy to Emma stone with out being creeeped out and shifting around uncomfortably in you chair?”

cause id last 25 seconds. no shame.

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: EARTHQUAKE CAUGHT ON TAPE (34 comments)

im in dumbo (brooklyn) an literally no one in my office even knew this happened until people checked in on foursquare. i both feel denied this experience and like im sucha hipster that i didnt even FEEL you mainstream disaster.

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

After a lifetime spent in the office Cathy leaves to work as a lumberjack in the hit new reality series ACKs-men

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

whats weird is that john carter has a weird conflict of hollywood movie titles that LOVE colons (:the streets) and their desire to shorten names of biopic films to just one name (ray, amelia, ali). either way i want a ripped guy in a Zardoz outfit battling on a giant iguana for 45 minutes!

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

he man is a john carter knock off, though he man was much more popular with the kids

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

i upvote the shit out of that sentiment

i only want to say that i love these threads because of facetaco. it’s really rare to find someone who consistently flies in the face of the sites popular opinion so consistently with obviously trolling. almost every time and article rolls out saying “we all get this and have this opion right? right. (i mean obvs) i know i can count on facetaco to smash through the wall and yells “I DISAGREE! NO DEHR!”

 +5Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Untouchables.
IM SAVING MYSELF