The robotier they are, the harder they crawl.

Steven Spoilberg

TBS™ Very funny, but also next time make sure the microphone on Max is turned on. Something, something, ‘First World Problems’, I’m sure.

Also, “It’s Summer Time!” is a great song.

http://www.nickjr.com/kids-videos/yo-gabba-summer.html

The 5 Day War: The Files Are IN the Computer.

FUN FACT! The horse in war horse is based on the horse that Thomas Jefferson Lincoln rode through Old New York while shooting his guns to warn the British that their damn, dirty bells would not be rung, unless they wanted them rung figuratively in that they would be punched in their heads by the Minute Maid Men.

Oh Gosh, I don’t have time to read this because I have work to do and time doesn’t grow on money or whatever, but I just wanted to say SCREW THIS MOVIE and KUDOS to you, Hard Gabe, for zinging this dumb crappy movie that I hated whilst my friends liked it. Ugh. I hate that I saw this movie.

Cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe

High level theory crafting, indeed.