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 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

Jack’s used to be reasonably priced when it was across the street, but I can’t remember the last time I bought a new CD there. Their used vinyl section is pretty decent.

Oddly enough, I used to live in Olympia, WA, so I know what angizzle is talking about (namely, there’s too much sun in this movie).

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

I grew up in and around Red Bank, NJ, which is where a lot of this was filmed. I shopped at that record store (Jack’s) all the time.
So there’s a bit of “hey! look!” value for me with Chasing Amy (I don’t know what gene it is that causes as Jersey natives to be so sentimental about their literal landmarks, but I have it), but I remember watching it when I was in college and actually knew lesbians, and I felt like I just discovered I used to be a big asshole.

 +1Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: 24 Reasons Why Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up Now (81 comments)

I hope we can all agree that MeMe Roth is beyond loathsome.

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys (203 comments)

Has anyone read the book The Blind Side? It’s written by Michael Lewis, whose work on Moneyball I really admire. I never got around to reading it, but the movie looks so Minority Teaches White People How to Love in Return for Their Infinite Beneficence that it now scares me.

 +2Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys (203 comments)

Comment of the Thread.

 +4Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: It Is 2010, And Yet Somehow The Razzies Still Exist (34 comments)

Oh come on. My newsgroup on Prodigy has been talking about this all day.

 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (62 comments)

Two monsters talk on G-Chat:

me: I’m looking for the appropriate FUUUCK gif
stevie: there is none
its a whole new level of FUUUUUCK

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY was, thank you Jeff. I’m also happy that this is by far the highest score I’ve ever gotten on a comment, and it’s only, like, seventh on this thread. (I mean it, there’s win all over the place here.)

 -1Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Er, that should’ve been directed at Fresh DJ Hot Breakfast, because A Confederacy of Dunces is one of my favorite books, and now I’m just bad at the internet all over the place. Play me off, Keyboard Kit-Kat.

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Er, that should have been directed at Fresh DJ Hot Breakfast. A Confederacy of Dunces is one of my favorite books. And I’m bad at the internet.

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Upvoted for a FANTASTIC avatar.

 +3Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

I’m going to hell for upvoting that first one, but fuck it.

 +64Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Ben’s fucker.

 +7Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Forget it, Jake. It’s China Chef.

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

Bravo, so much better than mine.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

I KNOW IT WAS YOU, RAGU ALFREDO SAUCE!

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Kirstie Alley And Joy Behar Are In A Twitter Feud! (37 comments)

Why? FOREVER!!!!!11, that’s why!

 +12Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Drinking Game (35 comments)

Man, if Kirst Novoselic actually came on and did that, not only would I down the whole bottle, but I’d die totally happy (about fifteen minutes later, from alcohol poisoning).
And, as he’s staggering off, Masturbating Bear could pick up and finish “Lithium” for him. We know his picking hand can keep up.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Talks About Conan And Jay (49 comments)

Upvote based on Prince Fielder avatar.

 +24Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: City Of Angels (114 comments)

“Faces of LOL.” I’m dead.

 +2Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The World's Worst Martin Luther King Jr. Tribute Video (28 comments)

I can’t decide if I should be humiliated or immensely proud of my typo.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The World's Worst Martin Luther King Jr. Tribute Video (28 comments)

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, MARTY1

 +13Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

Perhaps this is more current?

(Last one, I promise)

 +8Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)


And now my ipod stereo can get into the act