all the downvotes

But the Discman is still alive and well, right? Asking for a friend who is so two thousand and late.

Well, Shellbomber made me toast once when I was hungover. And I took a hangover poop in her toilet.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

<3 this. mostly because of the word Shitbirds.

50 and I are meeting at Yesterdog tomorrow, then we’re headed over to Founders to drink some brews. Afterwards, maybe we’ll take in a show at the Celebration Cinema on E. Beltine.

GRAND RAPIDS REFERENCES, Y’ALL.

I saw Disney on Ice at Van Andel Arena once…

Oh wow, at first glance the woman in the GIF looks exactly like my sister! I doubted it was her, until I saw this picture she posted of herself at the airport on Facebook:

“WOOOO! I’m on my way to Australia, mates!”*

*Apologies to my sister, my nephew, and to Oprah. But not to John Travolta.