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I would like to officially nominate two films for the WMOAT:
1. The 1990 Mel Gibson/Robert Downey Jr. trainwreck that is “Air America”
2. The 1997 thrill-ride “The Edge”, in which Alec Baldwin and Sir Anthony Hopkins fight a f#%king bear.
i’m tired of all the Jack Blacks and Robin Williams; let’s get some grade-A thespians on the WMOAT
all of these fucking suck. woof.
I dunno, i was pretty pleased with “Pale Force”
go spew your homophobia elsewhere, hate-monger
“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and i’m all out of bubblegum.” i mean, that has to count for something
Can we please start The Hunt For The Best Movie of all Time? i feel like that hate is already wearing thin with THFTWMOAT. i mean, Funny Games? Gran Torino? Look, I know Robin Williams movies don’t grow on trees, but these next nominees better be good (bad), or else it may be time to hunt for the best
obviously if we did the Hunt for the Best it wouldn’t just be Godfather and Ghostbusters, but rather films that exude Best-ness and may not be widely recognized as the best. here are my nominees for The Hunt For The Best Movie Of All Time:
They Live
Total Recall
Snatch
Young Frankenstein
The Big Lebowski
Training Day
The Goonies
Old Boy
Labyrinth
it’s because role reversal is only funny when someone lowers their social rank through costume: i.e. Men in drag, blackface. (this is not what i think, just societal norms) If a woman dresses like a man, it’s not funny, it’s threatening to western patriarchy.
“I think I got Chris Brown’s baby. I know it’s his cause it keeps kickin me”
OK, that’s funny. You crazy for this one Wanda.
This Summer: Will Ferrell IS the ranger….Zach Galafanakis IS Yogi…..and Dakota Fanning IS Boo Boo
Hey baby girl, it’s ya boy Ron. I just wanna let you know that your man ain’t treatin you right. When he out all night, rollin’ with the Bedouins, kickin’ it after hours at the mosque, you’re stuck at home (technically legal obligated to be at home after 7pm), taking care of the kids and doing your veil laundry. Girl, I just wanna let you know you ain’t gotta burn yourself for your man.
Let me show you Ronnie’s world.
i believe you mean “Doctor Dré”:
Doctor Dré
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Dr. Dre.
Aziz is the man. Saw him at upright citizens in NY a while back hosting a night of stand-up with nick kroll AKA Bobby Bottleservice. One of the most hilarious nights of my life.
(PS Nick Kroll’s character “Fabrice” is a million times funnier than bobby bottleservice. get some fabrice on this site)
You really only need to watch the first three seconds of the clip to get the gist of it.
There’s no way this guy actually lives in Japan, cause if he does he has some very specific sexual fetish. “I’m gonna parade around Tokyo with my superfly hair hat and have giggling Japanese people play with my afro hair or stare at me while they clean their genitals in the sit down shower. Alllright…”
Oh man, black dude got mad indie/liberal street cred on this one? And Velma from the Scooby Doo movies? Irony? Politics? Stuff…?
Is this a thing? Someone’s got some splainin to do…
2/14: Never Forget
It only went off the air in 2006. Coming back? It’s like Jay-Z coming back from retirement…you knew it wasn’t gonna last