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Tony Montana: Me, I want what’s coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what’s coming to you?
Tony Montana: The World of Warcraft, chico and everything in it.
I guess we don’t need The Hunt for The Worst Movie of All Time anymore, it has been found.
Today…I consider myself… the luckiest man on the face of the earth cause I saved on auto insurance by switching to Geico
There’s no need to fear, Underarmor is here!
Tthe world will look up and shout save us, and I’ll whisper…. got milk?”
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Caesar. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my pizza pizza, in this life or the next.?
my mistake, i meant to sign as Steve R.
classic!
Dear Sir or Madame,
My name is Steve. I am what some consider a war hero. During my service I fell out of a plane into the Artic waters and was thought dead, but I actually went into a coma and just recently came out of it. It’s been a few years and the world is so strange and new to me. I find myself shocked at times and confused at the way things have become. I do have some good news. I was taken in by some people who have become my friends. But as of late things are falling apart. I was recently shot by a woman that I loved, and fell into another coma. My friend Tony lost his job to one of his competitors and is now being pursued by this man so he can steal all the knowledge Tony has on his company’s dealings and research. My other friend Bruce lost his wife and it made him very angry so he went into hiding and is being persecuted by his ex wife’s father. Then there’s my friend Donald. Donald has a split personality that he has coped with for many years, however it has gotten very bad. See , his homeland was destroyed and he had a hard time coping with it. now he seems to think that his home has moved to this Midwestern town and that the people that live there are possessed by his dead family and friends. I just need to know if all these bad things are an act of God, and if so, why does he feel all this needs to happen now. My friends and I have been very loyal over the years and did the best we could to be good people and help the world. Please help. thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Tony S.
Hello,
My name is Tony, and I am the owner of one of the most powerful company in the world; or I should say that i was. There was this invasion that happened within the ranks of the company and I was helpless at the time. This other fellow, Norman, took action and now has taken over my company. For whatever reason he has a personal vendetta against me and my friends, and has turned alot of people against us. We actually feel like fugitives it’s gotten so bad. What I don’t understand is myself and my friends over the years did alot of good things for the world. We saved many lives, aided foreign impoverished countries, even prevented the consumption of the planet by a foreign force (but I am not able to say what that force was). My question is with all the good things we have done, why are all these bad things happening to us? I mean my friend Steve, who is a great American warhero, was shothe just recentley pulled through, but is having a bit of a hard time coping with everything. Also my friend Bruce, who has a bit of an anger issue, lost his wife and now her father is after him, and blames him for it. I need to know if the power of God can help us heal all these problems we are facing and get hings back to the way they were so we can get back to helping the world again. thank you for your time.
I remember the days when James Cameron made great movies like Aliens and Terminator 1+2 and he didn’t whore himself to get promos. The world has changed!
If you you don’t hurry up and realize that your time is over and that the people want to watch me I’m going to shove my foot this far up you Illeium!
Who the hell is Saruman the White ??? That’s Dracula, you know from the 1968 movie Dracula has Risen from the Grave, and Dracula A.D 1972
I don’t remember any of the Navi being overweight… I’m just saying
JW: Can you all guess where my hand is?
Cera: I’m not hungry anymore
GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!
“That’s what she said” , “You and your boys, versus me and the Revolution”
“Next thing I know, I’m in Grand Theft Auto on the I-93″ …. COMEDIC GOLD!!!!
Anyone named Fumbles should get cookies
Batman needs A Few Good Men because Tommy Departed to Chinatown after he Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when he had an Elephant Child with The Witches of Eastwick ( Jack Nicholson)
Pirates of the Carribean Blow Public Enemies From Hell In The Nik Of Time (Johnny Depp)
Does this really have to go in theaters? Couldn’t it have just been aired on Oxygen or Lifetime? Really world… you fail me
I could sit here and go through them all but EVERY videogame based movie. And never forget 8-19-2002 Pluto Nash Day
Jules: Does he look like a female dog?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to treat him in such a despicable manner, Brett?
Brett: I didn’t.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to treat him in a despicable manner. And Marsellus Wallace don’t like to be treated that way by anyone, except perhaps, by his lovely wife Mrs. Wallace.