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omfg you didn’t hear? Toby totally tried beer at his older cousin’s party last Saturday and Megan is SO NOT INTO THAT. Toby keeps sexting her on IM, but Megan is just really unsure right now about what SHE wants, and just needs some time to “figure stuff out.” Toby gets his learner’s permit in like four months though, and his dad said that he could even use the family Prius, so we’ll see how long this tiff lasts.
oh my god yes! I recently went on a long-ish ferry trip where the movies they showed (in order) were: Polar Express, the Sorcerers Apprentice, Grown Ups, and Eat Pray Love. Of all of those, Eat Pray Love was FOR SURE the worst. I couldn’t make it past the part where she described some word as “the perfect combination of Italian sounds.”
The Proposal please? I am from Sitka, Alaska and I feel it is my duty to see this film brought to justice.
“Born to Fart”: Robbie (Jeff Dunham) has a very special “gift.” He farts all the time! But will he make it to the national farting championship? Not without the help of his very special racist puppet friends! Join Robbie on a magical journey though the wacky world of professional farting and racism as he uncovers the secret of his father’s true identity!
Oh and also a buddy cop movie starring Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg called Nerd Cop/Nerd Cop
I only have one movie on my blacklist. It is called “Looking for a Submarine!” and it’s basically just Hunt for the Red October directed by Michele Gondry. Spoiler alert: the submarine is played by a real caterpillar!
MPAAgnolia
Coming Soon to a Theater Near Me, You, and Everyone We Know
Hold up. I just backtraced all the old WMOATs, and Gabe never covered Minority Report? Please someone tell me I’m missing something because that movie was HORRIBLE. I re watched it last week, remembering that I sort of liked it when it first came out, but HOLY SHIT. Future space cops reading billiard balls to catch precriminals who also do future drugs and cut out their eyes? Also: WHAT WAS WITH ALL THE SLAPSTICK? I felt like Yackety Sax should have been playing during that scene where Tom Cruise gets his eyes replaced (boo!) and he accidentally eats the rotten sandwich and milk. And then later he chases his eyes down a hill before they fall into a sewer grate!
This is Jack’s kidney. It is perfectly healthy due to daily walks!
Regular Turtles
Zach?
Wrath of Condiments
When will these people start to understand the first amendment?? Freedom of Speech is NOT the same as freedom from criticism. Just because people disagree with what you say doesn’t mean that you are being oppressed. This is probably the scariest part of the whole Tea Party movement to me, the way they distort facts and history to portray themselves as revolutionary, when all they want is to go back to being the oppressive majority.
J/K MORE LIKE TEA FARTY YOU GUYS
New video from North Korea’s first official, state-sponsored YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf27UiJvByQ&feature=player_embedded#!
you guys, we should buy more North Korea.
DREAM COPS
Omar Coming To Dinner!
I’ll be AT Comicon, yo! Let’s have a good old fashioned Pizza Party! Or at the very least let’s have brunch. And by “brunch” I mean “Bloody Marys and toast.”
Oh damn. I just realized that he does his own intro. The part where he goes “Ladies and Gentlemen. Comedian… Entertainer… Daniel Songer.” That’s him. That’s his voice. For some reason it was less sad for me to imagine him doing this with another person, even if that other person’s only job was to intro Daniel and give Daniel a ‘thumbs up’ from off camera so that Daniel knows that he’s doing a really great job. But no… it’s just Daniel. Daniel against the world.
It’s not a mouthwash, its a time machine and also capital punishment
Stella?
Shucks, You got us! Still, it was hilarious while it lasted. YABURNT continental United States!
Me too! Team Cobramoose! I’m bummed out I’m not a gatorshark though.
Infantation