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 +4Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

That would be sensational, especially after the initial 10 minutes of clapping had died down.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

There is definitely one thing in this picture that is not chocolate.

 +1Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Footage From Spider-Man 4 (47 comments)

You always have the best leaks!

 0Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: James Cameron's Avatar Novel (55 comments)

I’m gonna download that blog for sure!

 +14Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

Will ship before most Proms 2010.

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Black Eyed Peas Are On To That Next Level Shit (Literally) (73 comments)

You know what? I am really looking forward to hearing this is my spinning class. Hopefully it’ll be enhanced by MSTRKRFT, but it’s okay by itself, too.

What happened to this idea???

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

They were probably arguing over the fact that hundreds of thousands of people died/are dying in Haiti and how it’s really going to ruin “Valentine’s Day” (theaters everywhere Feb 13th!).

 0Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Uh Oh, The Monkeys Found Our Camera (38 comments)

My first thought was, “I hope this doesn’t get real popular” (because of the inevitable tasteless jokes about “monkeys”) which is sad because it means I can’t enjoy cute animal videos and am also a closet racist. I hate SNOW DAY 2010!

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Kirstie Alley Is Almost As Busy As She Is Fat, Says Kirstie Alley (59 comments)

I mean, clearly big sister doesn’t give a fuck because she’s drunk. Ride it out, Kirstie Alley; no Anna Nicole Smith to upstage you :)

 +2Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

Nope, I love my boyfriend Joe Rogan because he lets me use his isolation and sensory-deprivation tank while we get high on DMT and make Youtube videos about it. For the kids!

 +7Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

You had me at, “You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies.”

 +2Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic (36 comments)

This!

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic (36 comments)

Well, at least it’s good news for Aziz Ansari…

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Die Antwoord Is "Fake," And So What? (109 comments)

Everything is post-modern and sponsored by Brawndo, doesn’t mean we can’t like it! Also, you reminded me of

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 +4Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: Channing Tatum Has Started A Livejournal, Basically (42 comments)

Maybe he thinks a vlog is a vagina log.

Vanity Fair: ROOTS (Really though, this is as glaring as the name iPad. What a week!)

 +2Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Chris Matthews Forgot Barack Obama Was Black Last Night (101 comments)

I think you’re absolutely right. I think he (Matthews) caught himself not noticing Obama’s race for an instant and enjoyed the feeling. We all have those moments of self-righteousness and that’s cool, but it’s bittersweet: it’s the simultaneous realization of his own racist beliefs and his ability to recognize and change them. Hopefully, he zeroes in on this and addresses how his beliefs are affecting his actions and ergo the nation’s beliefs and actions.

Thanks for keeping cool, nicole.

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Chris Matthews Forgot Barack Obama Was Black Last Night (101 comments)

After Christ Matthews “forgot he was black tonight for an hour” he went back to remembering that Barack Obama is first and foremost, “an African-American guy in front of a bunch of other white people.” Classic case of the post-racial white pot calling the kettle black.

 +5Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Drinking Game (35 comments)

Tonight, the redheaded & be-freckled of the world are gonna get FUCKIN DRUNK!

 +3Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Lindsay Lohan Has A Sex Tape (77 comments)

“She’s acting too hard.”

(And how do we make sex tapes on my calculator? (I have a TI-83 Plus))

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Help Haiti, You Guys (19 comments)

It’s FOX’s website so it…must be true?

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Help Haiti, You Guys (19 comments)

Yea man: witches, curses, speaking in tongues, being possessed by the devil/demons, sacrificial rituals, etc. were some of the stories my cousin (stationed there in the 90′s) would tell. The most intriguing one was about an old witch (OLD!) who would stand outside of their tents all night cursing them and then tried to light their tent on fire. I can only imagine how fucking terrifying it is now with nearly everything decimated and people seriously thinking this is the Apocalypse.

 +2Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Help Haiti, You Guys (19 comments)

Thanks for posting this, Gabe. I chose this one: https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Goodbye, Al Kaprielian, Whoever You Are! (45 comments)

Wow, what a cool dude!! Not cold!

 -1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To NBC About The Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien Rumors (109 comments)

I’d rather leave tv to Jay Leno and see Conan do his thing elsewhere. Imagine the freedom and support he would have if his primary medium was the internet? Grandpas watch tv; I am on the internet.