“You want to know how I got these scars?”

Woodstock: 3 Days of More Love Than Anything Else (Except Maybe LSD (sh!)) and Peace and Love and I think there were some people playing music that were big in the 60s and Rolling Stone really overblows the whole deal, and so does everyone else for that matter, and Martin Scorsese co-edited it so it has to be good, right? and Love and (Drugs (shhh! (actually, be as loud as you want, who fucking cares?))) and Rolling Stone likes us so we still make money off of merchandise so you should buy some yes!

Gabe, you have saved me from seeing many terrible movies. It’s like Mad’s parodies, except with a (slightly) more intelligent attitude.

Also, Titanic. I nominate. I am sincerely surprised it hasn’t been reviewed yet.