“Even though I’m no more than a monster – don’t I, too, have the right to blog?” — Steve Winwood

This is not my first MB rodeo, nor is this my first #1 comment, but this is the first time a racist blowjob joke got me into the Ball. Lots to unpack here.

The terrible grammar deserves your derision alone.

Cut him a break. He can’t help it that every time he opens his mouth, Santorum comes out.

Disturbia! #hitchcock4thekids #nailedit

Text M for Murder #hitchcock4thekids

The Man Who Wiki’ed Too Much. #hitchcock4thekids

North by Northwest, set at SxSW. #hitchcock4thekids