Or was it Winwood who was Gabe?
So we can trade our accumulated upvotes for bitcoins now, right?
Guys, I’m on Twitter (@taylorswift13) if you want to follow me.
Just a little something for the road: http://bit.ly/1ba59P1
So other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the rest of the play?
I was thinking about Leno’s last show this morning and he really did squander any reeling of nostalgia by pulling the same swan song act in 2009. Like even Billy Crystal showed up on that show because he made a promise to Jay that he’d be the guest on his first show and then the guest on his last show(s). (Guys, that last sentence was really hard to write because I was making the jerkoff motion the whole time.)
I guess my point is when Carson signed off, he had the good grace to stay signed off, but if you don’t think he won’t show up again on ABC or CNN or HGTV or Nick Jr in a year because he desperately needs to make fun of the president while simultaneously high-fiving a rabid crowd of sheeple, stuffing their adulation in his fat cheeks like a squirrel before the frost sets in, then you’re fucking kidding yourself.
I know Videogum is shutting down and Gabe is in LA, talking on a giant cellphone in a convertible with his agent and his whole conversation centers around taking points on the backend and 10% of the gross box office (and then Keanu Reeves steals the car to chase a bus? This is accurate, right?), but is it too late to nominate Life as We Know It for a WOMAT?
facetaco. How was your day?
I always found the Famke Janssen haunted book posts to be spine-tingling.
(Guys, I’m overstocked on applause gifs. This Videogum news really couldn’t have come at a worse time.)
So many puzzle pieces falling into place with this comment.
“There is always a silver lining(s cosplaybook), you just have to find it.”
Well played, Ms. Conaboy.
Good thing no one told them about taupe.
You know a show is bad when even the title gets bored and distracted halfway through.
I missed this one completely when it first was posted. Thanks for letting me ketchup.
“I started looking around the room to find an adult…to come and stop them. Then I realized I WAS THE ADULT! It was a nightmare.”
Fuck, guys. If there were ever a more apt grouping of words that describes how I feel about life.
Since I started commenting on here (which I think was something about Lady Gaga’s meat dress. HA! Where we ever so young) I got engaged, married and had a kid. Not bragging, (kind of), but I bring this up to make a point. What I’ve always appreciated about Videogum is it gave me an outlet to make pun and gif jokes and meet some fucking funny people both virtually and IRL while life has been forcing me, kicking and screaming, to grow up. Seriously, finding a community like this by happenstance and online is extremely rare. Though my commenting has been rarer lately, VGum will always hold a place in my (elderly) heart.
(Sidenote: Kelly, when am I getting that Always Sunny DVD prize pack I won in 2011?)
I have a feeling “What’s going on with the missing arm of Lindsay’s glasses?” will join the ranks of unanswered Videogum mysteries, such as “What happened to Intern Lauren?” and “Who is Steve Winwood?”
This is my nightmare hates this comment.
When I die, I’ll whisper “Long Cat Thread” and hope that a reporter takes an exhaustive look at my life to determine what that means.
I’ve never used the Tom Haverford face gif more accurately since.
My favorite Videogum post was the one where Kelly posted that Videogum was going away and then the very next post was Kelly posting a big April Fool’s with some copy about how the best April Fool’s jokes happen on any day but April 1 and we all had a good laugh. Right, Kelly? Right? RIGHT?? RIGHT?!?
Guys, you shoot down the Red Baron and see how long you can hold back your emotions. War is hell.