Really, no one has done Petty Woman already?

She’s Shaving A Baby.

We live in a busy world, so I appreciate the decision to be so straightforward with this headline. I don’t have to waste my time going, I wonder what I’m going to see when I click on this thing?
By the way, Slow Motion Goofball Jogging Japanese Hip Hop Video (SMGJJHHV) is the name of my new album.

Does he live underwater?

I Am Rubber, You Are Glue. This fall, a couple of feuding brothers are about to find themselves in some very STICKY situations! From the comedy team who brought you I Know You Are But What Am I.

Bracing for downvotes… but glad I’m not the only one that didn’t love this. I’m sad to be the mean angry grandma that doesn’t go to the wedding (she did end up going right?) but the dancing thing was not charming to me. Maybe I was just in the mood, or maybe I’m just not that into The Office anymore.

But you know what did make me cry tears of joy? Duke Silver. (Also tears of hilarious laughter, but mostly joy.)

Uh that was in response in response to Ward Stradlater up there… dammit. Great, I just accidentally posted a comment agreeing with myself, and here on my to do list for the week it says “avoid getting down voted on videogum.”
Aww the hell with it, I don’t sign contracts.