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 +5Posted on Aug 19th, 2013 | re: The Newsroom S02E06: One Step Too Many (35 comments)

I only got to watch this show once in a hotel room a few weeks back (I am a poor grownup with no HBO) but I am greatly loving these recaps. I am going to start referring to things as eternity out of hate on the hate index.

 +4Posted on Aug 19th, 2013 | re: The Newsroom S02E06: One Step Too Many (35 comments)

it makes me delighted to know that badideajeans is a fellow portlander. The guy who plays the friendly neat buddy werewolf came in to the wine shop I was at the other day!! hashtag awesome pointless story!

But the real truth is that all the evil people live in the pearl.

 +6Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (66 comments)

Double high five, because that is far and away my favorite GIF of the last several decades, and because Jean Ralphio is sort of my boyfriend too.

 +4Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

YAYYYY I was going to be sheepish in admitting my love of Dwayne The Rock, but now I’m following your lead, and I will OWN IT!! And the kid is still all right (aka Peeta). Good stuff. Also, I would like a puppy sized elephant please!

The story about your grandpa is very cute and it makes me feel happy about the world. Don’t know precisely why but it’s true.

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Print Your Very Own Ron Swanson Halloween Mask (12 comments)

You are both awesome. I am working hard to assemble my Janet Snakehole outfit before the Big Day!

 0Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: Our Nicki Minaj Princesses Met Nicki Minaj On Ellen! (24 comments)

I hope it WAS an emotional stranger and not her dad, that way I wouldn’t feel quite so embarrassed for noting that someone in this room might have teared up a teeny bit upon watching this clip.

 +5Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

I’ve been watching this GIF over and over just looking at Tom’s face and it is making me the Happiest.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

I missed all of these guys so much! So much it might be kind of sad if I think about it too much, which I am steadfastly refusing to do! Can we talk about how kickass April on Parks and Rec is getting to be? I am loving that girl more and more. I was trying to think of a way I could be Janet Snakehole for Halloween.

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

Can I just say how much I love you Kelly? Is this an appropriate space in which to do so? You are so adorable, even when you hate stuff it’s adorable. And I don’t mean it in a “cute as an insult” way like Helen in Bridesmaids. I think as a girl I’m not required to say “no homo” but I’ll throw it in just to cover my bases.

 +9Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell (106 comments)

There is never, ever a bad time for a Pootie Tang reference.

It’s awesome (?) that Norway now has its own Ke$ha and 3OH!3. Also awesome is how my brain knows those people, how to spell their “names”, and has the ability to make this connection, rather than, say, having the information I’m going to need for my finals next week. I guess that PROVES I’m not a crappy housewife! (Just kidding, I am.)

 +3Posted on May 7th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (121 comments)

So now I’m throwing my weight behind Gabe as the Scranton Strangler. To the four of you that will see this: what say you?

 +3Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodbye, Michael Scott (119 comments)

I have watched this gif at least one hundred and forty million times this afternoon. I think you may have just single-handedly turned my life around.

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

Oh Dammit you guys, I am going to have to watch the Blazers lose (sorry Blazers, let’s just call a spade a spade here) instead of Thursday night tv- I don’t get to watch until Saturday night. Saturday!! It’s like a century later! But if Deangelo is the Strangler, have a drink* for me, ok? I’ll catch up to you a couple days late.

*Unless of course you are not yet twenty-one, in which case make that drink a milk, don’t do drugs, and stay in school.

Wrong*, it was perfect because I was exactly at that point thinking, “yeah, maybe I get really embarrassed about being American sometimes, but then I remember that WE HAVE BEYONCE!”

*Not really wrong, just different opinions. We are still friends, Drasko.

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

Exactly! Plus it’s been this weird ongoing outside subplot all season, and I know Deangelo (D’Angelo?) isn’t sticking around, so…. yeah that’s pretty much all the evidence I’ve come up with. But I hope if it’s true everyone I have told this to (that would be you guys, my husband, and my dad who has never watched the show and might have been asleep when I was telling him about it) will be like “YES! We nailed it!” and we will have a collective shout of victory across the nation.

 +13Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: What's Your Number? Trailer, You Guys (59 comments)

It’s like a Kate Hudson film accidentally got assigned to a really good casting director, and now I don’t know how to feel about it. I only like HATING things or LOVING things, so this trailer is totally screwing up my day.

 +4Posted on Apr 24th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

So I know I am so late as to have lost the chance of anyone seeing this, but on the off-chance… So, Deangelo Vickers is the Scranton Strangler, right? Does anyone else suspect this? Or did everyone figure that way way long ago and it just never even gets discussed now because it’s so obvious?

 +15Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

Could they do a cut of this movie with just Woody Harrelson and Patricia Clarkson? I would consider seeing that. Maybe throw Emma Stone in there too, that’s fine.

Also, regarding the Kriss Kross scene: it could be kind of cute when a white guy busts into a rap-and-funky dance combo but OH MY GOD NOT if that white guy is Justin Timberlake. This is not showing us anything new, this is just reminding us of matching denim outfits and NSync songs.

 +13Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

I may be hopelessly out of touch here, but I was confused by 30 Rock last night. The baby hooker lady- who was that? What were they parodying there? I didn’t get it and I ended up feeling just annoyed. Is this just the first sign of me being a mean old lady?

 +24Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

Woo hoo! As soon as I saw this last night I said, instant GIF! And then I said, hey, I’m thinking about GIF’s, I’m like a real monster! And then I said, who am I talking to, I need to shut up, this is stupid and embarrassing. But I really was excited for this gif. #coolstorybro

 +8Posted on Feb 19th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (89 comments)

I’m coming out of Lurker Nation to say how much I loved all the guest bloggers. It was like, Gabe is our dad who of course is awesome and we love to death and he is really really the super-est. But, what if, it turns out all of our Cool Aunts and Cool Uncles are coming for a visit, and they are all visiting in the same week! That’s pretty much what it was like this week.

If only are schools were working.

But I say it not to be mean,only to kid you since you already caught yourself and your point was a good one anyway! … there’s no emoticon that I know of to convey that, exactly. So I have to spell it out, thereby lessening the impact of my original comment. I’m terrible at internetting.

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2010 | re: BRODYQUEST (74 comments)

That is beautiful. It’s similar to how I once wished I could keep a miniature live Bernie Mac in my handbag at all times to make me laugh a lot plus be sassier.
Maybe that’s what heaven is.

 +6Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Operation Watch This: UK Edition: Penelope Princess Of Pets (42 comments)

I’m going to use “Talk to me, bison” as a super sexy pickup line tonight! Then I might do some hot CPR.