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 +11Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Stay gold, Gabyboy.

 0Posted on Apr 15th, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Good Rap Video (7 comments)

Psy tops himself again!!!


 +5Posted on Dec 28th, 2012 | re: Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 (48 comments)

Bob’s Burgers :(

 +8Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Toddler Insisting On Gary Busey For Christmas (23 comments)

God Busey Merry Gentlemen

At the :28 mark she says, “We’ve launched it a year ago February Valentine’s Day.”

This is so close to being a real sentence that a real human being would say, but also very, very far.

 +9Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

Bob’s Burgers :(

 +58Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

Is he having a laugh?

 +22Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: New Chet Haze Music Video, Son! #GETCHAZED (38 comments)

Chet Haze = Rebecca Black with extremely rich parents instead of just normal rich parents

 +18Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: New Chet Haze Music Video, Son! #GETCHAZED (38 comments)

“Daaaaad, why can’t you just get the real Katherine Heigl to be in my music video?! I hate my life!!”

 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: Listen To Kristen Schall And Kurt Braunohler On Radiolab! (1 comments)

You spelled your friend’s name wrong.

 +10Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Ryan Gosling (32 comments)

I feel like I’ve seen this interview before…

 +12Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

This is a deep cut, but Rocko’s Modern Life had The B-52′s singing the theme song, which makes it awesome:

 +10Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: BBC Orders Third Season Of Luther! (30 comments)

We don’t call them “seasons.” We call them “series.” We all had a big lorry about this one, old chap.–The British

 +3Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Elderly Couple Doesn't Know When To Give It Up Already (16 comments)

They got a 9.0 at Pitchfork, though.

 +3Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

Sean Hood worked very hard on a project and has valid emotions about its failure which he expressed in a public and earnest manner. Let’s all make fun of him!!

 +11Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011 (41 comments)

Bad jokes aside, it’s always kinda sad when a marriage fails. Even if their kids are nightmare Hollywood mutant Jr.’s, they still have to deal with their parents’ divorce and that’s hard to laugh at.

But we’ll find a way, right?

 +13Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011 (41 comments)

“In West Philadelphia, born and raised, eventually I grew up and got divorced.”–Will Smith’s next sitcom, based on his own experiences about getting back on the dating scene!

 +2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Katie Couric's New Talk Show To Come With The Frame (48 comments)

They used “zeitgeist” incorrectly. The zeitgeist the thing people are talking about. Saying “the zeitgeist of what people are talking about” is incorrect and redundant at best.

Can’t wait for this show though!

 +8Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

I know how you feel. I expressed negative feelings for Ricky Gervais like 9 months ago in the comments section of this very blog and got downvoted quite a bit. Yes, he is unimpeachable as David Brent and I would even say his work in Extras is almost up there as well. But he is not funny when he is “playing” himself, as a standup or host or whatever.

In fact, he is a terrible standup, so self-satisfied and smug even though his material is actually quite hacky, just making fun of animal trivia he found on the internet. He acts as if he is the British Chris Rock, but I believe he is much more akin to Gallagher. His gig hosting the Golden Globes had some of the laziest, first draft-iest jabs at celebrities I’ve ever seen on TV. He also just seems like a buzzkill of the highest order, making the lamest observations on religion and art and “what is art?” and saying them in a “CASE CLOSED!” manner that is just annoying.

Again, I will always alway always return to The Office and Extras because they are brilliant. But as for the rest of Gervais’ output, bleeeecccchhhhh.

Sleep eating is an adorable disorder.

 +8Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

I don’t think nostalgia is that bad. Did you see the recent remake of True Grit? Did you know that The Adventures of Pete & Pete is actually kind of genius and still holds up extremely well? Wet Hot American Summer was a nostalgic look at 80′s summer camps and summer camp movies, and also a very funny movie. Sure, for every True Grit there are five other awful remakes out there, but isn’t that kind of like the typical ratio of bad-to-good movies? 5:1 seems right, but I dunno, I’m not a mathy person.

On a strictly factual note, the argument that we’re suddenly in some super nostalgic time in our culture is kind of ridiculous and just wrong. Nostalgia has always run rampant, forever and ever. People in the 60′s pined for the simplicity of the 50′s. People in the 70′s wished they were in the 60′s again so they could be cool. In terms of culture, movies have been being remade almost literally since movies were invented. Before board games, filmmakers were turning every classic book in existence into a movie. Rick from Casablanca (best movie of all time no nostalgio) was nostalgic as a mofo. “We’ll always have Paris,” right? If he’s cool with it, then we all should be, too.


Battleship? More like Seamen & Aliens, am I right?

 +5Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Tonight! Mr. Coconuts! Tonight! (27 comments)

“There’s an ex Mrs. Coconuts. But I’m taking applications to fill the position.”–Mr. Coconuts

 +8Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Two Chances At A Breaking Bad T-Shirt (49 comments)

I would wish for more wishes.