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 +4Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

As a reward for your kindness, here is a picture of foot w/ nail inside: http://instagram.com/p/U26XN3ChuF/

 +24Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

 +27Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

I stepped on a nail last night and I pulled it out by myself and it hurt a lot and I told Kelly about it on gchat but she never responded and it still hurts now, even worse, because Kelly ignored my ghcat about stepping on a nail last night.

 +15Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Today the hot water heater in my dorm stopped working and I have now not showered for almost 36 hours. I feel gross. My boss doesn’t know this happened, though, because I work on the Internet for this website.

My only class of the day was very boring, though the professor left a slide with all the answers up during our quiz today. This is the third time he has done that this quarter. It was cool the first time but now it’s like what am I even paying you for, maaaaaan? Actually I can answer that. I am paying him for an easy A and also for fulfilling one of my distros.

 +14Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: Chet Haze FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence On The Subject Of Bullying (67 comments)

Chet tweeted this picture immediately before tweeting the awful tweet in the article above.

 +39Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Anybody Have Theater Class Notes For Chet Haze's Final Paper? (56 comments)

I’m in Chet’s class. It’s actually an American History paper. I didn’t take notes either. Kind of wish I did so I could see how he’d reward me.

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best Picture
The King’s Speech

Best Actor
Colin Firth–The King’s Speech

Best Actress
Natalie Portman–Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress
Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit

Best Director
Tom Hooper–The King’s Speech

Best Original Screenplay
The King’s Speech

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network

Best Foreign Film
Incendies (Canada)

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Art Direction
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland

Cinematography
Roger Deakins-True Grit

Costume Design
Colleen Atwood-Alice in Wonderland

Documentary Feature
Inside Job

Film Editing
Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network

Sound Editing
Richard King-Inception

Sound Mixing
Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick and Mark Weingarten-The Social Network

Visual Effects
Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception

 +29Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

That’s your school.

Except Northwestern really is my school. Ugh.

 +27Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

I mean, on the one hand I get it, Gabe. But on the other hand, I really love Kanye West. Sure he’s prone to being super fucking crazy, but isn’t that the point? Kanye West: One of the Best, I’m sure of it.

 +1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies! (314 comments)

Mattatouille

 +1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies! (314 comments)

Walt-e

 +16Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Step Up 3D (70 comments)

I saw The Other Guys. It was really funny but lacking in 3D dance jams and neon clothing.

Wait.. I thought we were all wearing bandannas? Maaaaaaaan. This is the last fucking time I swear.

 +5Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Double Rainbow Guy Thanks Jimmy Kimmel For His Twitter, I Think (29 comments)

He looks like one my favorite teachers from high school. Does that say more about me or my high school?

This warms my heart

 +42Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: The Nostalgic "1985" Opening Credits From Last Night's Fringe (46 comments)

This has nothing to do with Fringe, and almost entirely to do with how much kids SUCK. You guys can think the Brokeback Mountain picture up there for this story. In 8th grade, there was a rumor going around that my best friend at the time and I were gay. Now, I am not gay AT ALL (but have no problem with those that are, just saying, I’m not) buuuuut a bigger rumor went around that we went to see Brokeback Mountain in theaters together, and the reason that we couldn’t really tell anyone about the plot or about what happened in the movie was because we were making out and giving each other blowjobs the WHOLE TIME. Like damn! Anyways, my friend thought the appropriate way to combat this rumor was to say that all gay people should be shipped to New Zealand, and upon arrival there, a giant penis bomb should be dropped, and then all the gay people would run towards the penis because duh, how could gay people avoid a giant penis. I mean they are GAY after all. So then the penis bomb blows up and the world is better because gay people are gone. So, post on Fringe opening credits, you just reminded me of why, in the adult world (and by that I mean young adult but not Twilight young adult), I am no longer friends with the people I used to be friends with. Thank you for your time.

 +7Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Also, Liz was insanely more attractive than the weird-ish looking yoga instructor. I mean, if her only role was to be “hotter” than Liz, couldn’t they find someone that could actually play that?

 +51Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: James Cameron Vs. Glenn Beck (29 comments)

I don’t know where the appropriate place to do this is, but this link was full of terrible so I’m going to counteract that with hopefully some good. I don’t comment much since I’m a full-time student (also known as 18 years old and still in high school…), so when I get home and come on videogum pretty much everything has already been said and no matter what my comment would be, it would most likely be mired in obscurity. With that said, each day I come home the first thing I do is open up every single thing Gabe posts in a separate tab and read/watch/whatever each of them all the way through, and then usually read about half of the Monsters’ comments and upvote/downvote accordingly. I have no shame in saying this is the best part of my day. Thank you, Gabe and fellow monsters, for what is easily my favorite place on the internet. I know you had a war and whatnot this weekend, but that doesn’t change the fact that you are all the best. And finally, there will hopefully be no more sappy posts from this guy in the future, but I had to say it some point. Also, thank you school board for giving me a half day in order to have the time to post this. Means the world. Clear eyes, full hearts, all of you.

“Break this down frame by frame and you can really tell how my spray tanned face isn’t even close to the same color as my hands.”

“I have no idea of what the fuck I’m doing!!!”

 0Posted on Mar 6th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Oscar Pool (149 comments)

BEST PICTURE
- The Hurt Locker

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
- Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
- Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Mo’Nique, Precoius: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire

DIRECTOR
- Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL)
- Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino

SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED)
- Precious: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
- Up

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
- “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
- Up, Michael Giacchino

ART DIRECTION
-Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair

CINEMATOGRAPHY
-Avatar, Mauro Fiore

COSTUME DESIGN
-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Monique Prudhomme

DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)
-The Cove, Nominees to be determined

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
-Rabbit à la Berlin, Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

EDITING
-The Hurt Locker, Bob Murawski and Chris Innis

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
-Un Prophète (France)

MAKEUP
-The Young Victoria, Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

ANIMATED (SHORT)
-French Roast, Fabrice O. Joubert

LIVE ACTION SHORT
-The Door, Juanita Wilson and James Flynn

SOUND EDITING
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle

SOUND MIXING
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson

VISUAL EFFECTS
-Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones

 +17Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Too Many LOLs Is The Hospital (39 comments)

I knew when it started with “I know that it’s hard” being captioned as “hi” that I was in for a treat.

 0Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Videogum Everywhere: The Delocated NASCAR Mission (23 comments)

OMGZ thank you so much.

 -2Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Follow Friday: @browncoatjedi (15 comments)

Because of this post, I just spent my last half hour reading @ThatKevinSmith’s tweets. In other words, fuck you, Gabe.