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 +11Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

Two taco dishes and zimas…let’s party

 +16Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

Happy Friday everyone. I will be bringing an appetizer to the Vgum BBQ; my world famous taco-salad


What will YOU be bringing?

I think I’m hallucinating. I swear that pre-jump picture looks like a menacing ninja turtle.

 +20Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

I could’ve sworn Gabe has written a joke about the future which includes a trailer for a 3D Great Gatsby featuring Tobey Maguire and a Kanye West soundtrack.

 +14Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

Exclusive pic from last year’s intern orientation:

 +21Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

“Clever Battleship”

I didn’t believe her until she said that her kids are always saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?”. Now it makes sense. TOO much sense, but sense nonetheless.

 +2Posted on May 22nd | re: Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? (35 comments)

:)

 +16Posted on May 22nd | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

Morey

 +7Posted on May 22nd | re: Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? (35 comments)

Black Widow: (Modeled after Natasha) Gives you the courage to boldly fire a pistol at a giant sea turtle robot dragon and/or enormous aliens knowing that their absolute out-of-this-world armor and enormity will render your pistol completely meaningless…(also works wonders on skin tags.)

 +3Posted on May 21st | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Thank You Facebook Song" (13 comments)

That woman makes those singing Santorum girls sound like Sam & Dave

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Leave John Goodman alone!

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls (30 comments)

Where else can you get unconditional love and hotspatcho?

 +11Posted on May 21st | re: Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls (30 comments)

I’m no zoologist, but aren’t owls supposed to live free (or die hard)?

 +1Posted on May 19th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

KajusX, I don’t want to challenge your expertise—that would be analagous to bringing a pistol to a giant sea turtle fight—but even if she was firing at the alien soldiers, could her bullets do anything to them, the soldiers who were crushing cars when they fell?

 +9Posted on May 18th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Agreed; still can’t get over ScarJo firing PISTOLS at giant sea turtles

 +10Posted on May 18th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

I will be protesting in my red, white, and blue Rod Blagojevich tee.

 +17Posted on May 17th | re: THE ROBOT UPRISING IS UNDERWAY! AND IT IS INCREDIBLE! (18 comments)

MAGIC HAND!

 +7Posted on May 17th | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

So I’m guessing you didn’t vote for Jesse The Body when he won the governorship

 +25Posted on May 17th | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

Liberals…Just sitting on their hands in their Red, White and Blue Rod Blagojevich t-shirts with blue tape taped over the letters.

 +12Posted on May 17th | re: Liam Neeson In Taken 2 (44 comments)

Taken 2 (a restroom)

 +21Posted on May 16th | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

This made me pretty happy. If I had a magic yand I would give you unlimited upvotes.

 +22Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

I’m sorry the correct answer was:

Gub

 +6Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

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