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 +14Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Woman Terrified Of Cats Is Ridiculous, Hilarious (54 comments)

My upstairs neighbor (he is six) is also petrifyingly afraid of kitties. He is six.

As for me, here’s what I fear irrationally: being seen at night through an uncovered window (but only in my parents’ house, not in my house). Here’s what I fear rationally: large vehicles when I am on my bike, police violence (I am way more afraid of police than of crime), that despite my devastating charm and good looks I will never meet a person who can love me as I am.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: The Kaplans' Full House Intro Recreation Video Will Win You Over (44 comments)


 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

I am late because I have been spending all my Videogum time definitely NOT participating in a Financial District-area protest movement that I think is actuallly super important. But also important is the fact that I share with you, strangers, the fact that my Halloween costume involves: 1) a white jacket. 2) driving gloves. 3) a toothpick.

 +19Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare! (127 comments)

Is there room in this already 100+-comment thread about how Ann Coulter’s looks are completely beside the point (that point being that she’s a nightmare psycho garbage beast from hell) and that “don’t judge people based on their appearances” also applies to the bad guys? No? OK then.

Excuse me, but I think you misspelled

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally (49 comments)

I am so sure it was E 10th, but have no idea what train station it would have been. Hm.

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally (49 comments)

Witnessed same on E 10th, on one of the first warmish early spring days when ladies break out the dresses. My (dude) friend burst out laughing, apparently because he had seen the lady step over the grate, and just been thinking “Wouldn’t it be funny if…” The lady was very good-natured about it.

 +7Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Richard Dawkins Wrote A Book For Children (18 comments)

At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — “God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (50 comments)

Why does this not have more upvotes?

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (22 comments)

My one friend named her child after Xander. But, my other friend named HER child after Cordelia. I think I know who loves her child more.

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Anti-Coning Is The New Coning (26 comments)

And everybody has a share!

 +4Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T. (67 comments)

Donna Darko

 +3Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T. (67 comments)

Yes, “Gabe” will do this.

 +5Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: "Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle" (30 comments)

I was like, “How did this honest personal story get downvoted?” And then I saw the remark about the tits. I was with you until then, Tom Sproat.

 +2Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Gets Mistaken For Ryan Reynolds, Says Ryan Gosling (50 comments)

Kate, I think you are my favorite commentator.

 +25Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Great New Katherine Chloe Cahoon Video! (79 comments)

Absolutely. Because if I know one stereotype about European men, it’s that they’re totally reserved and shy around women.

Daughter: “Where do you live?”
Angelina: “Mostly in my head.”


 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: The Most Hackneyed News Copy Ever In His Pants? (26 comments)

All my upvotes.

 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Pronounced Lon Guyland.

 +4Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

Is everyone aware of Tom Lennon and Ben Garant’s book about how to write Hollywood hits? Unsurprisingly, passion and inspiration seem to be low on the list of necessary qualities. They seem very at peace with the idea that they write Hollywood schlock to make money.

 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

And this seems like another perfect place to mention that Clueless will be playing tonight in McCarren Park!

 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd? (22 comments)

NYC monsters, you know you can watch Paul Rudd get mildly creepy with stepsib Alicia Silverstone, for free, in McCarren Park, tonight? Just checking.

*Paul Rudd will not, to my knowledge, be personally present.

 +2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Katie Couric's New Talk Show To Come With The Frame (48 comments)

But will the whole show be Autotuned?

 +22Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: January Jones Is One Of The Worst People On Earth (81 comments)

Is that January Jones? I couldn’t tell, because she doesn’t look like she’s smelling a fart.

 +4Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread (105 comments)

I upvote your intended upvote for solo beach awesomeness.