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My upstairs neighbor (he is six) is also petrifyingly afraid of kitties. He is six.
As for me, here’s what I fear irrationally: being seen at night through an uncovered window (but only in my parents’ house, not in my house). Here’s what I fear rationally: large vehicles when I am on my bike, police violence (I am way more afraid of police than of crime), that despite my devastating charm and good looks I will never meet a person who can love me as I am.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE UPVOTES.
I am late because I have been spending all my Videogum time definitely NOT participating in a Financial District-area protest movement that I think is actuallly super important. But also important is the fact that I share with you, strangers, the fact that my Halloween costume involves: 1) a white jacket. 2) driving gloves. 3) a toothpick.
Is there room in this already 100+-comment thread about how Ann Coulter’s looks are completely beside the point (that point being that she’s a nightmare psycho garbage beast from hell) and that “don’t judge people based on their appearances” also applies to the bad guys? No? OK then.
I am so sure it was E 10th, but have no idea what train station it would have been. Hm.
Witnessed same on E 10th, on one of the first warmish early spring days when ladies break out the dresses. My (dude) friend burst out laughing, apparently because he had seen the lady step over the grate, and just been thinking “Wouldn’t it be funny if…” The lady was very good-natured about it.
At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — “God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
Why does this not have more upvotes?
My one friend named her child after Xander. But, my other friend named HER child after Cordelia. I think I know who loves her child more.
And everybody has a share!
Yes, “Gabe” will do this.
I was like, “How did this honest personal story get downvoted?” And then I saw the remark about the tits. I was with you until then, Tom Sproat.
Kate, I think you are my favorite commentator.
Absolutely. Because if I know one stereotype about European men, it’s that they’re totally reserved and shy around women.
Daughter: “Where do you live?”
Angelina: “Mostly in my head.”
All my upvotes.
Pronounced Lon Guyland.
Is everyone aware of Tom Lennon and Ben Garant’s book about how to write Hollywood hits? Unsurprisingly, passion and inspiration seem to be low on the list of necessary qualities. They seem very at peace with the idea that they write Hollywood schlock to make money.
And this seems like another perfect place to mention that Clueless will be playing tonight in McCarren Park!
NYC monsters, you know you can watch Paul Rudd get mildly creepy with stepsib Alicia Silverstone, for free, in McCarren Park, tonight? Just checking.
*Paul Rudd will not, to my knowledge, be personally present.
But will the whole show be Autotuned?
Is that January Jones? I couldn’t tell, because she doesn’t look like she’s smelling a fart.
I upvote your intended upvote for solo beach awesomeness.