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My roommate went to see Black Swan at Union Square Regal last night. That’s just two degrees of Gabe separation!
I didn’t go because I know Union Square Regal sucks — duh.
For every little and big ninja:
Imagine having to be the one responsible for editing the footage for this. It makes my day feel so much better.
I can’t attribute all of my success to Wolf Productions — I was taught how to wear a wig by Nicholas Cage.
There are actually 4 tactics (for acting? Yes, tactics for acting): Body Language, Voice, Touch, and Your Nose.
Ruby dancing on a keyboard that has several of Violent JJ’s vocal samples triggered to it seems like a very plausible explanation for how this song was made.
I’m starting to think wrestling is fake.
Damnit. Forgot I hit reply to you earlier. Steve’s going to kill me again. I’m going to rename my self King of Non-Sequiturs.
So the singer of Four Non-Blondes was deflecting my advances because I’m not a good man? That’s disheartening to hear, Elisabeth, but you do know science.
“Why you takin’ me to a bear market? I only smoosh with gorillas.” -J Wow
Oops. I didn’t realize I hit reply to your comment. Steve is going to kill me.
“We should all be so lucky to find something in this life that makes us — Whatever. This is stupid. And my Sailor Saturn costume itches.” -Gabe
But booth babes, Gabe! Booth babes .
“The true only currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool…. like Halo 3 multiplayer.” -Lester Bangs
My B, yo.
Ozymandias: Based on the Graphic Novel “The Watchmen” by Alan Moore.
…I will show myself to the door. No, I don’t need a ride home. I have my segway.
(..for Changeling? I don’t care how bad that is, because STARCRAFT)
Juno: The Story of a Small Internet Service Provider.
Final Defragmentation 2: I Am Not Satisfied With the Amount of Hard Drive Space I Have Freed