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 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

sounds like burning!!!

 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

Let me just get a swig of this battery acid before i settle in for this video…. there we go!

::thud::

Isnt this the plot to transformers 3?

 0Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: James Spader WILL Join The Office Cast (17 comments)

DENNY CRANE! (or in this case Alan Shore….doesnt have the same ring)

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: That's Your Financial Analyst: Lindsay Lohan (34 comments)

Sounds to me like the greenlight for Nouriel Roubini to star in the remake of The Parent Trap….

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Harrison Ford Calls Shia LaBeouf "An Idiot," LET THE FEUD BEGIN! (48 comments)

Poor Greedo… (there i perpetuated it, so we are both fired, er quitting)

 0Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Hollywood's 5 Favorite Salads (34 comments)

Im just shocked Pikachu wasnt one of the 5…. i have no desire to collect them all anymore…

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived (36 comments)

Queeeksdraw McGraw!!!!

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay (92 comments)

I blame Matt Trakker…

 0Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: The Leslie Knope Guide To Emoticons (31 comments)

Clown hat, curly hair, smiley FACE!

 +1Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

and david morse… he was an integral part of that story line…

 +4Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

His name was Castor Troy! DUH…. oh wait, or was it Sean Archer?? dammit John Woo, im confuuuuuused!

 +1Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: The Paul Reiser Show: A Review (100 comments)

I wanna get me some of that “slow-braised-in-showbusiness-until-your-head-falls-off-the-bone-and-disintegrates-into-garbage-sauce” for my BBQ this weekend…

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl (54 comments)

No zach, its being a fan of winning…. relentlessly (where have i heard all this???)

 +8Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl (54 comments)

way ahead of you duncan… i just wired him all my money…

 +12Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Speech About Abortion Funding (123 comments)

how dare he inject logic into this argument… the truth and common sense have NO place in the house of representatives… and he wasnt even yelling, so how can we REALLY take him seriously… jeeez

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

no “to”…sigh

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

other MOVE from WWII…ugh, epic fail… ill see myself to out…

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

Sex and the City 2: **click** **BANG** **THUD**

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

The Thin Red Line: Ya, know, that OTHER WWII from ’98

sorry dude….by the way, dont lift your keyboard…

“Moments before a double homicide”

oh those crazy kids!! i usually get my servants to do that. who has time to get out of their Maserati???

 +3Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts (63 comments)

franks and beans!!

 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Typical YouTube Video Is Met With Typical YouTube Comment (86 comments)

But survived after exactly one lando scream, and a rescue by a hybernation sickness stricken pilot, lowered by a walking carpet…