Love to, can’t, etc. …I am willing to bet serious money I am the only one in Japan. Tokyo meetup anyone?

Incidentally, anytime anything from Japanese TV is posted here, I have to take a moment, put a cool cloth over my eyes, and whisper “You don’t know the half of it”.

I’m sure Gabe is just sour from his own (first) wedding proposal, which of course occurred at the end of the Great War, during a riotous street celebration. Though down upon one knee (back in those days, Gabe was an Etiquette Professor), the comely lass had paused, frowned slightly, mouthed words over the roar of the crowd taking in the free-flowing emotions of this most special moment. “I must make a scene, and say no,” she mouthed, and Gabe’s heart sank. And though he tried a public proposal once more at a World Fair, eventually the pain sunk in too far to be moved, even by the invention of blog technology.
So be sensitive.

Not only is Hatoyama listed as “Japanese Prime Minister” and “???????? ?bird pokemon) but also as “???? (alien). Just throwing that out there.

A tux. Really? REALLY? A fucking tuxedo?

Someone show this to Chuck Bass.

“Satchel” is the proper measurement of random unsorted jewels, by the way. Barrels : Monkeys :: Satchel : Jewels.

It goes well with GOOP chicken.

Between this and the Japanese HP girl, I think Gabe’s been drinking some… what’s the opposite of haterade?

I think one of my favorite things about Videogum is just how fucking old Gabe is.