I know, right? That pumpkinhead could make me do Anything. Except punching Snooki in the face, now that I know it’s disrespectful to women.

With so much Don Cheadle in this, I thought this was a Golden Palace remake.

I can’t wait until later in the season, when Elliot is staring at the pieces of his shattered life and, blaming the President’s son for all of his problems, shoots Sinbad in a mall.