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 +14Posted on Feb 8th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (268 comments)

Here a day late because of the way life changed directions and i haven’t been able to obsessively check in for the last few months. But i will always remember the way you guys let me post my bad fauxtoshoppes and choppy gifs and didn’t yell at me. It took me a whole year of lurking the comments before i decided there really weren’t any shitty trolls among the monsters. I was convinced it was a mirage.

A smart, sexy mirage.

 +2Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: Is This Weird Gossip Story About Woody Allen Actually About A Ghost? (18 comments)

Flanny! At the airport last week (sorry, this is totally off-topic, guys) i saw a ringer for 1997 Jude Law! I was going to snap a picture for you but i was worried about scaring him and airport security and going to that back room. Again. But you should have seen him!

 +15Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: Is This Weird Gossip Story About Woody Allen Actually About A Ghost? (18 comments)

That explains this.

If that’s his bike in the foreground, someone should teach that man how to use gears.

 +10Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (136 comments)

Good day, good week. I had hoped i would have more videogumtime this week since i am not at work, but sadly i have been super busy until too late and up and going too early. I did get to see Chicago from a Very Tall Building last night, that was awesome. I hope to come back someday when i can have more time for fun.

 +4Posted on Sep 20th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (39 comments)

It was awesome, we got to do it as a kickstarter reward for backing upgrades to our historic neighborhood cinema. Can you believe Ms Flask didn’t want to bowl? When else are you going to get to throw a bowling ball down a theatre aisle without getting arrested!?

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (39 comments)

holy shit i just pulled a muscle laughing.

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (39 comments)

What!? Twice this week Linda shows up on my radar?! I just found out we are neighbors(!), but i haven’t bumped into her yet. I’ll tell her flanny said hi if i see her though.

Also, i bowled IN a movie theater last night before watching The Big Lebowski, that was my week in comedy.


HippO’Neil (ask your great-grandparents about these jokes, kids)


Ape Vigoda

 +28Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Week In GIFs! (28 comments)

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: Lasers Pointed At A Camp Fire (26 comments)

http://youtubedoubler.com/9v5o

 +7Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (16 comments)

But seriously, the Let’s thing has been out of hand for a while now.

 +7Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (8 comments)

it is not quite lunchtime yet here on the west coast so i am weak and my vision is blurry so i thought that said “scones from Gravy” and i thought the extra pants were because you were going to eat SO MUCH GRAVY.

Then i dozed off during the 47 Ronin trailer. Those cocaine cronuts i was promised never showed.

 +3Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (10 comments)

 +8Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her "Flamingo Flamenco" (117 comments)

ugh. too much cocaine, not enough doughnut.

 +12Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her "Flamingo Flamenco" (117 comments)

I’m creating a bunch of fake accounts so i can keep upvoting the Jude monster gif.

 +9Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her "Flamingo Flamenco" (117 comments)

Thanks for the cocaine, doughnuts, and group monster Jude Law hugs everyone! Sniff, miss you guys. I’m going to try to make the most of this Friday though!

 +20Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her "Flamingo Flamenco" (117 comments)

i wake up, decide to check in to see what the monsters are up to this fine Friday… and find they have apparently discovered a dumptruck full of cocaine.

i’m going back to bed.

 +11Posted on Jun 7th, 2013 | re: Friday Dance Party! (35 comments)

Me, the whole time:

Happy Friday everyone! Next time i read your witticisms i will be back home in SF! Exclamation Points!!

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (106 comments)

I’m all ears, i probably couldn’t hold up my end of the conversation since it has mainly been on in the background while i am focused on modeling (the 3D virtual building kind not the Zoolander kind). But i would love to hear other people’s insights before i listen to it on the way home tomorrow (when i can just pay attention to the music instead of silly things like the other cars on I-5 hurling along at 85mph).

 +5Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: Dad Hits Son With Baseball!! FAIL (23 comments)

Indeed, but i must take my leave, which i will surely do without a #fail

 +7Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: Dad Hits Son With Baseball!! FAIL (23 comments)

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!