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 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (9 comments)


Who did Brian Doyle-Murray’s old man makeup? :-(

 +25Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: REVEALED: How Colin Farrell Got Into Character For Total Recall! (14 comments)

“My iPod, some books, candles, incense, a pot of green tea, AND THAT’S ALL I NEED. I DON’T NEED ONE OTHER THING.”

I like to refer to Caplan / Perry by the relationship portmanteau “Mizzy Perplan,” which, coincidentally, is also my band’s name.

 +17Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: What Is Your Batman Name? (79 comments)

 +22Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: How Should They Update The Wizard Of Oz For Today's Very Cool Youth? (153 comments)

Justin Bieber as Toto.

 +29Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: Headline Of The Day: "Man Shoots TV Over Bristol Palin Dancing" (100 comments)

Guns don’t kill TVs. Bristol Palin kills TVs.

 +12Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: Green Lantern Trailer, You Guys (64 comments)

I’m just going to go ahead and pretend Gabe posted the “Your Highness” trailer instead and talk about that because who cares about this one?

The “Your Highness” trailer is so great. If I wasn’t at work, I’d be watching it right now.

 +19Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (408 comments)

The Oscar nominations are funny because 1999 is one of the best years for film ever. Fight Club, Magnolia, South Park, Man on the Moon, Iron Giant, Toy Story 2, American Movie, Titus, Office Space, Election, Three Kings, The Matrix (kinda), The Phantom Menace … oh, wait on that last one.

LEAVE RONALD ALONE!

 +5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Unknown Trailer, You Guys (58 comments)

Taken: My Wife, Please

 +1Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Calls For An End To Organized Crime (44 comments)

Maybe he IS the Godfather. All the pieces of the puzzle are finally falling into place.

 +12Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: Smell Like A Monster Open Thread (73 comments)

Black people have pictures of monsters in their wallets?

 +17Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Rhubarb Rhubarb Peas And Carrots Rhubarb (111 comments)

They were mocking NBC, because COME ON!

 +8Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Rhubarb Rhubarb Peas And Carrots Rhubarb (111 comments)

I love how they edited Runway to have Ivy’s quote “I believe in karma” immediately followed by the moment when her sowing machine somehow made her face explode.

 +16Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E03: “Hi, The Lord!!!”—West Coast Homosexuals (63 comments)

I found that to be a fairly sophisticated / touching recontextualization of the communion ritual. Somebody somewhere is going to write a great freshman comp on this episode.

 +11Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E03: “Hi, The Lord!!!”—West Coast Homosexuals (63 comments)

My thoughts exactly. For a popular, primetime network TV show to have a protagonist be both openly gay and an atheist is very exciting. I’m nearly as old as Gabe D (if that’s even POSSIBLE) and remember a very different time for TV.

 +39Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bryan Cranston And Kanye West (66 comments)

I walked away from that episode with one lingering question: “I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house … did you get it?”

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Myst: The Movie Gives Me Memory Hives (98 comments)

Being a regular Mr. Cool Guy, I played The Labyrinth of Time instead. Now THERE’S a movie waiting to happen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Labyrinth_of_Time

 +14Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Uh Oh, Australia's Next Top Model Does Not Realize It's Fake! (49 comments)

Of course, in Australia, they call top models “dingos.”

 +3Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

I think we’ve always known that Gabe wasn’t going to get out of the Hunt alive.

 +17Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: A Sponsored Tribute To Zach Galifianakis (38 comments)

This really makes me want to see that new movie, Comedy Central Presents Zach Galifianakis from 2001.

 +29Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes To David Letterman (68 comments)

Andy Kaufman must be rolling over in his grave secret mountain hideaway.

 +18Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE (76 comments)

This guy knows what you’re talking about.

 +9Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Today We Give Thanks For The Jobs That We Have! (78 comments)

I’m not that tech-savvy, so let me get this straight. Radios and cell phones work because each day someone climbs an infinite nightmare tower? Well, that explains that.

 +4Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

Do not want.