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 0Posted on May 22nd | re: Downton Abbey S02E06: No More War! (37 comments)

I apologize in advance if this is unwanted here, but you guyz! a sneak peak into season three of our favourite show!
http://www.nerdist.com/2012/05/a-peek-at-season-3-of-the-walking-dead/

There now. As you were.

 +3Posted on May 22nd | re: Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? (35 comments)

This will make battles where OUR HEROES are up-wind from evil a tad more difficult.

 +5Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

bit of a difference.

 +2Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

I’ll do my breast–BEST! I’ll do my best.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

creme fraiche

 +5Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

and because it’s just THE BEST

 +1Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

But who gets to ride home in the side car?

 +6Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

I know it’s trendy these days to give lol’s and applause gifs, but Facetaco, you deserve a good old fashioned hahahahaha for that one.

also, if you take your thumb and cover up the ‘hahahahaha’, the sentence takes on a whole other meaning, but one that you’re equally deserving of

 +26Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

 +3Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Shoes?! You don’t savagely kick off partially severed heads with a pair of converse! Theon clearly has a pair of Kodiak hiking boots on.

 +3Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

prude.

 +5Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

ya, the whole riverside scene prior to hopping in the canoe was great.

 +6Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Daenerys Darko

Dragon Darko

Daenerys Dragon Darko

You see what I’m going for here.

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Here’s to hoping that those cans run in the family

 +13Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

I haven’t had a chance to do one of these yet, and while I recognize that it’s not very good I want to GET MINE before this shooting star of comedy fades away into the night.

Toothless Frowney Jr.

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

-Commenting on Miss America pageants. Irony, or something.
-A house that’s obviously situated on a major highway. Perfect
-Racetracks with her daughter. More perfect.
-That word that she won’t say? It’s nigger.
-Ethnicity is understandably difficult to pronounce with no teeth.
-She’s not racist, except for the entire video where she was pretty racist, and specifically at 2:50 when she was REALLY FUCKING RACIST.

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

I say this with no intention other than to speak tha truth, but dear god woman, your boobs are distracting.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Uh, doi, it’s called a condom.

 +10Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

I really enjoyed the reveal? I mean, I’ve read the books so I knew it was coming, but to me it had this very subdued but no less potent “The Stark boys LIVE” appeal to it….I dunno, I liked it. Bran’s face at the end; he’s so young, but has proven himself wise beyond his years, and that look he had as the credits rolled really sent that point home I thought. He’s a righteous young Lord in the making, noble and just, and as long as he survives hope remains! You guys! I liked the ending! Not too much! Not too little! Just right!

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls (30 comments)

“something something something a real HOO-dunnit”–a headline

 +7Posted on May 19th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

too soon

 +2Posted on May 17th | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (85 comments)

At my commencement, we had Avon Barksdale. Out of everything he said, what I remember most was, “Yo, I know University seems like it goes on forever, but when you’re finished you can look back and realize that you only spend two days in here; the day you get in, and the day you get out this mothafucka.” Our Dean wasn’t very happy with the swearing.

 +2Posted on May 17th | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (85 comments)

with memories that will last a lifetime

 +2Posted on May 17th | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (85 comments)

My family named our cat Greg Kinnear, because obviously, and there is a well of comedy to be found everyday, much of it similar to the examples you’ve just listed, ie “Greg Kinnear jumped into his cat food bag and now he can’t get out!”