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I would drink Tommy Lee Jones’ blood because I like Tommy Lee Jones because he reminds me of a dad, not my dad or even someone in particular’s dad but just a dad. Not to be confused with Tommy Lee.
Literally get your hands off me you damn literally dirty apes.
Literally nuke ‘em Rico
“Strange things are literally afoot at the circle-K ted”
Paul Rudd needs to speak up a little bit. Maybe it was the soul-crippling shame of his profession, but even when he had the mic the little girl in the tutu was louder than him.
An Incon-Bebie-nt Truth.
That’s some fucked up shit.
Antoine Dodson is on dream time.
When you’re a big rap star like ya’ boy Bangs, you don’t need a car just to get you somewhere, you need a car that shows you have arrived. I guess that’s a Honda Jazz?
“Hey guys, I’m jim shafer, I live in a small house called tumbleweed and I am a freak, thanks for taking the tour” – Jim shafer on his toy house tour.
It’s looking good, shrek yeah I’ll be there.
Harry Connick Jr. no likey;
“I just wanted to say on behalf of my country, I know it was done humorously, but we’ve spent so much time trying to not make Mel Gibson look retarded, that when we see something like that, we take it really to heart. I know it was in good fun, and the last thing I want to do is take this post to a down level—because you know how much I love this Mel Gibson and this country—but I feel like I’m at home here, and if I knew that was going to be part of Mad Max 4, I probably—I definitely wouldn’t have done it.”
Teabaghead
Uncle Sam Buck
Red, White and Blue Dragon
“I’m sure they have peed their pants”
Hugh Jackman’s a big fan I hear.
I’m still waiting for Harry Connick Jr.’s review of Twilight Saga: Eclipse
“I just wanted to say on behalf of my country, I know it was done humorously, but we’ve spent so much time trying to not make werewolves/vampires/teen girls look like buffoons, that when we see something like that, we take it really to heart. I know it was in good fun, and the last thing I want to do is take this movie to a down level—because you know how much I love this show and this country—but I feel like I’m at home here, and if I knew that was going to be part of the movie, I probably—I definitely wouldn’t have reviewed it.”
I guess he’s just there with Jaime Lee Curtis, John Depp, Miles Cyrus, Tom Cruz, Jerry Brookheimer, and Dr. Judy Shendin, all sitting on the losers table. (Table? They can’t afford chairs.)
ARTHUR
I’ll give her credit, she knew what she was doing. She seduced you using all the information you left out on your facebooks and twitters. And she even knew how to tap into you subconscious by dressing up in hippie clothes, just like your mother used to wear.
What a bitch, right?
Yeah, that guy got like the most pinned out of any guy ever. He develops a man-crush on Walt then gets fired and is hella sad. Then he gets re-hired, is all stoked, listening to his goofy-ass opera and making tea, and then he just gets pinned so hard. Really a victim of all victims.
Now driving on the Richard Dunn Memorial Highway (to get to Lazy Horse Mattress and Bedding Store) will be so much more poignant.
Team Polanski gets ready for another busy day of Young-Girl-Drugging and Sodomy(though not necessarily in that order).
I would steal a dad from a different family and give it to them for when I died so they could still have a dad.