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 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

I see your Birth and raise you a Disclosure (1994).

 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

That’s some Metaphor of the Week material, is what that is.

 -1Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

Meaning the donkey show was less gross? I think the porch monkey thing is actually pretty funny in an “I just won the Inappropriate Game” way. The worser thing in that ridiculous exercise in seriously-you’re-gonna-make-a-sequel-to-THAT was the truly infantile romantic plot. Oh, and the unending whining about the truly infantile romance. Gee, sounds like a Kevin Smith movie, except where the shit monster is a donkey show.

 +1Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

“Forget it, Jake, it’s GARBAGE TOWN.” One in a series of Chinatown references, but this one is really choice. I giggle at thee, Gabe.

Also, I nominate Disclosure. Again. Let’s do Amelia first, because I can’t outshine
werttrew’s quality level and dedication.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: NSFW: Kool Keith "Dick Towel" (17 comments)

The London Symphony Orchestra. (Contest closed!)

 +2Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

This made my face self-aware that it should laugh, so it did.

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

Also, Disclosure.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

I saw both of those and I concur, though Air America seemed like a harmless blow-off at the time. I hope I’ve forgotten some heavy, barely-disguised racism that Gabe can remind us of. (I mean, in the movie.)

P.S.) Disclosure, with Demi Moore and that guy with the chin thing. I have no gifs. Please don’t penalize me.

During which time period did he carry around a bunch of spare nickels to give to the (other?) grandkids? Old man baby? Baby old man? Old babyman? My brain hurts.

 0Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Wild Hogs (138 comments)

Nominated: Disclosure. Demi Moore plays an android housewife who falls in love with Michael Douglas’ chindimple; hijinks ensue. Not really. The real thing is worse.