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 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Adam Sandler Continues To Restore His Tarnished Legacy (64 comments)

Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him.
#NicCageHater4Ever

 0Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Hahahaha what?

 +2Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.

 0Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts (63 comments)

No, I don’t know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS.

I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.

 +4Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: What Is The Iconic Image Of The 2011 Sundance Film Festival? (73 comments)

AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ

[It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits's voice. It's even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder's voice, which is REALLY fun!]

 +6Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Hahahah, The LeBrons (68 comments)

And sassy!

 +11Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.

 +10Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Birdie Briefly Ponders The Meaning Of It All, Then Stops (67 comments)

I’M GOING TO EAT YOU, YOU PUPPY

 +2Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globe Awards (76 comments)

SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]

 +6Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globe Awards (76 comments)

“It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue.”

 +6Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season (73 comments)

I’m only on Season 3 and all I’m gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.

 +5Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: "While We Were Out" Open Thread (128 comments)

So many LOLs. Beautiful.

 +5Posted on Dec 23rd, 2010 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (161 comments)

Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy.

[Times New Roman is not bad. It's vanilla. Boring. Don't get the hate. Same with Arial.]

 +4Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Kesha The "Toilet Paper" Addict (72 comments)

Great, now I have dysentery.

 +11Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective (126 comments)

I’m in high school! I don’t have to do ANYTHING.

 +3Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance (38 comments)

Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!

 +17Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases (114 comments)

It’s A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.

 +4Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: My Email Exchange With The Weather Channel (45 comments)

Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]

 +5Posted on Dec 18th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

“This is the most magical thing I’ve ever seen. I want to watch it every day.” – My mom

 +4Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape (184 comments)

OH GOOD. Hug?

PS I lol’d at your username.

 +4Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape (184 comments)

Even that image at the top was more than enough. I wish he hadn’t posted even that, because now my brain fills in the rest. :-(

 +6Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

This could seriously be verbatim from one of her videos.

 +8Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Christmas With The Kranks (142 comments)

Blah blah Tim Allen is terrible, terrible Christmas movies are terrible, I STILL LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH #enviousjewgum

Also, Gabe, I can’t sign in with my username because the signin box is blocked by some ad and am forced to lower myself to Facebook signing in and it is a problem. Plz fix.

 0Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: The People Vs. Racist Soap (74 comments)

It won’t let me close the ad either.

I’m gonna try it in Chrome.