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Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him.
I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.
No, I don’t know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS.
I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.
AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ
[It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits's voice. It's even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder's voice, which is REALLY fun!]
Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.
As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.
I’M GOING TO EAT YOU, YOU PUPPY
SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]
“It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue.”
I’m only on Season 3 and all I’m gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.
So many LOLs. Beautiful.
Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy.
[Times New Roman is not bad. It's vanilla. Boring. Don't get the hate. Same with Arial.]
Great, now I have dysentery.
I’m in high school! I don’t have to do ANYTHING.
Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!
It’s A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.
Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]
“This is the most magical thing I’ve ever seen. I want to watch it every day.” – My mom
OH GOOD. Hug?
PS I lol’d at your username.
Even that image at the top was more than enough. I wish he hadn’t posted even that, because now my brain fills in the rest.
This could seriously be verbatim from one of her videos.
Blah blah Tim Allen is terrible, terrible Christmas movies are terrible, I STILL LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH #enviousjewgum
Also, Gabe, I can’t sign in with my username because the signin box is blocked by some ad and am forced to lower myself to Facebook signing in and it is a problem. Plz fix.
It won’t let me close the ad either.
I’m gonna try it in Chrome.