I’m wondering who’ll get the coveted Topher Grace Half-time achievement award, and then proceed to make an embarrassing speech.

Also, is it bad of me to think it was in poor taste that, when she’s reciting the victims’ names, they listed a kid named Jesse before the kid called James?

I misread that bit as> “The smiles on their faces are like an enema”.

The *hard* part was building a robot who will have perfect manners and serve wafer-thin mints.

You can see Gabe is an old soul, since he didn’t simply suggest Zooey take a photo of the recipe on her phone (takes less time than writing it on a piece of paper, plus saves like a rainforest’s worth of trees or something).

I think we found someone to replace Roger Ebert and review EVERYTHING.

I kinda imagine these guys gathering at one of their weekly celeb meetups, and the whole scene leading up to the making of this video playing out in the vein of that “LotR” scene:

Jon Hamm: “You have my rugged, authoritative good looks.”
Chris Rock: “And my captivating, optimistic grin!”
Will Ferrell: “And my distracting mustache!”

I know I’ve seen those legs before:

As a kindergartner, I used to run away from the kindergartner when the staff wasn’t looking, and would walk back to my building nearby. Since I was so short, and living on the 13th, top floor, I’d usually enter the elevator (jumping up and down to get it jump-started, since its sensors often wouldn’t register my weight and it wouldn’t move an inch) and tiptoe-jump until I’d reach the 9th floor button, so that I’d only have to walk 4 stories up.

I imagine Tom Cruise to be at least as smart as the kindergartner-me.