Every Thursday is almost a guarantee to be the best day of my week. I get to take a break from regular work and read to preschoolers who think wearing a tie is the craziest thing in the world. And every other Thursday I host quizzo after work, which is excellent because I’m given a microphone and expected to be a jackass. It’s quite lovely.
This one’s no exception, except my breath smells like red onion.
I feel like “Beagle Really Wants The Water Bottle” is begging for a sequel.
I watched a lot of Better Off Ted in June.
can i like this 10000 times?
I wish he would’ve taken some of the money to get a haircut, yeah.
A tortured man.
Are you sure?
I literally cannot stop laughing at this. I am so glad I’m done with meetings today. The only thing I can even say is Hubba Hubba Boink.
I thought this was a picture and then he screamed. Consider my diaper dirtied.
The Monsters DEMAND a real interview!
I always preferred IM Pei when it comes to architecture, today I am changed man. Turtle power!
Something something ninja turtles.
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I do like one thing about him. He looks as stupid as he is. That’s rare.
“Checking In WIth Toddlers and Tiaras”. NOPE.
#4 is a little too Rise of the Planet of the Apes for me, thank you very much.
Bane definitely says “When Gabe wears bright sashes, you have my permission to die.”
Classic Batman mythology.
This reminds me of my own list save for replacing Boardwalk and Workaholics with Homeland and Justified.
Earbuds that answer phone calls? What is this, the future? It makes me uncomfortable like the general idea of Kristen Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow hanging out does, but I’m willing to try it.