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 +36Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E03: No Thanks, Bates, I Do NOT Have A Strong Stomach (57 comments)

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

Richard Lawson! Richard Lawson! My week just got 10290183470943% better.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Our Idiot Brother DVD And Soundtrack! (17 comments)

Ok – I feel bad telling this story, because I love my brother so. But one time when he was really young (7? 8?) we were having a conversation, more of an argument, and he was mad about something. And he very sauvely said “It’s called STUPIDISM, Holly!” I’m thinking about bringing it back. Stupidism!

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Our Idiot Brother DVD And Soundtrack! (17 comments)

I won! I won! I won the sweater! Now it’s time for a Friday dance.

Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

 +6Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Birthday, Jonathan Taylor Thomas! (26 comments)

Oh god, oh god. I’m old.

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Community: The Complete Second Season (96 comments)

Underwater Basket Weaving.

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Dog Parkour! DOG PARKOUR! (29 comments)

I was gonna say: he probably also knows how to open your refrigerator and eat all of your food, and also get into your room and eat your shoes while you are gone!

 +8Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: T.M.I., Jeffrey Dahmer... (81 comments)

Favorite part: the awkward handshake, “nice to see you”, and stilted small talk before they sit down to the interview. Nice to see you, Jeffrey Dahmer. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!

 +1Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

EPIC!

 +3Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Who is Arcade Fire? (107 comments)

An excuse to post this video, which I love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxef8AfVQg

 +7Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Splice (177 comments)

Can I just say CREEPY INCEST MONSTER RAPE.

That’s really all you needed to say, Gabe.

Also I hate this movie more than anything ever. So much so that my boyfriend is not even allowed to talk about it, not even to say “she hates this movie more than anything ever.”

 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

Sigh. I wanted to like the Ice Storm. It’s dark! Cusack! Reitman! But yeah, it really was a POS movie.

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Beginners Trailer, You Guys (61 comments)

There is a special place in hell for screenwriters/directors who rely on voiceovers to ruin their films. Except for Charlie Kaufman. Who specifically addressed it in Adaptation.

 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know (111 comments)

I’ll take you for a ride. . .in my garbage truck. . .

 +5Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Now With Improved Mythology (113 comments)

I’m so excited and so, so sorry Gabe.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC (77 comments)

wasn’t that the basis for the movie Stargate?

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

YES. So much hate. That movie still traumatizes me to this day and I saw it a year ago.

 +10Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Books Aren't Toys, Books Are Poop (159 comments)

Yes. He’s a 3 year old with a Wii. Makes sense.

 +9Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Now Imagine Thor Was White... (155 comments)

Those poor white people! They have NOTHING! Won’t somebody think of the white people??

 +11Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Now Imagine Thor Was White... (155 comments)

I don’t know, feminist Hulk recently tweeted that she Hulk Smashes for all forms of social justice!

 +5Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Christmas With The Kranks (142 comments)

Makes no sense, or makes the characters total cowards. Just tell the neighbors to fuck off! Why are you planning this elaborate lie and evasion scheme to look good to some asshole neighbor?

Like 90% of sitcom and movie debacles (usually comedy) could be avoided with gratuitous use of the middle finger.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: John Jacobson: Composer, Choreographer, Congressman (44 comments)

 +17Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: This Is A Real Thing That Is Definitely Real Because Someone Said So, So (60 comments)

I bring you love!

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way (180 comments)

Oh! Gabe! Could I pre-submit the movie Splice for WMOAT? I saw that movie one year ago and it still chills me with horrible rage-hate.