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Darci Ratliff
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 +26Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

I just listened to the Andy Samberg episode of the WTF/Marc Maron podcast and Andy said he agreed with Videogum (and Splitsider) the most, when it comes to SNL reviews and I was all, “Yay!” and now I’m all “Awww.”

 +6Posted on Jan 24th | re: Let's Check In On Parenthood, Please (28 comments)

Everything Kelly said in this post: YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES, YES!

 +4Posted on Jan 10th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (25 comments)

I wasn’t sure about The Mindy Project at first, but ultimately I am on board forever and ever amen after Danny danced for Mindy as a Christmas present. http://www.vulture.com/2013/12/see-chris-messinas-aaliyahmindy-project-dance.html

love love love love x infinity.

 +7Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: 146 Human Children Named "Khaleesi" (73 comments)

“Let’s all gossip about 146 strangers’ babies’ names like a bunch of real adults.”
https://twitter.com/gabedelahaye/status/348108541816614915

 +1Posted on May 22nd, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

I think old spock’s advice was “use what he wants against him” because they did that in both movies. The ol’ switcheroo with the beaming things over. Right?

 0Posted on May 17th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (62 comments)

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Wareheim photobomb!

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (62 comments)

YES DEVON FTW!!

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: Parenthood Season Finale Open Thread (13 comments)

I think I would rather watch your dreams than watch Parenthood anymore.

 +21Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread (115 comments)

Also RomCom completely ignored the question (all of the questions, actually) which was about how to address the inequality of pay for men/women, not how to hire women or how to work around their dumb kids’ schedules.

Real talk: LADIES GOTSTA GET PAID. If Martha Raddatz and Candy Crowley only made 72% of what Jim Lehrer made, that would be a motherfucking crime.

 +5Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Parenthood Season 4 Premiere Open Thread (13 comments)

I’m really over Max. I know in a family you are not allowed to be “over” one of your kids, no matter how Aspergers he is, but I am over this kid and his behavior, no matter how much not-his-fault it is. I wish they would put him in a special school somewhere far away and let’s get back to the fun stuff. I mean, I don’t wish REAL people would do that to their REAL kids with REAL problems. That would be awful. But I’m not watching TV to deal with imaginary people’s imaginary kid’s imaginary problems. (I’m not a monster, right? I’m allowed to be annoyed with pretend kids?)

I wanted to throw a really awesome birthday/book launch party so I got Andrew WK to play and it seriously was THE MOST FUN. So whatever your opinion of him or whatever music you’re into, he is a 100% guaranteed fun machine. Here he is getting stuck in all of the balloons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRHq2JYHJE

“[Rainman memorable quotes]“

 +11Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Billionaire Finally Attempting IRL Jurassic Park (54 comments)

LOL. You are all clever girls. Now hold on to your butts!

 0Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

“Be the Jamie Lee Curtis character in that movie” is my favorite advice, ever.

 +2Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: You Should Probably Go See Safety Not Guaranteed ASAP (19 comments)

“but if you do like it, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!” is my favorite movie review, ever.

 +1Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

omg i’ve been waiting all day for this and now you’ve said all of my thoughts, as if you were reading my stasis dreams from my hybernation pod.

I read this interview (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1687022/prometheus-secrets-damon-lindelof.jhtml) where Damon Lindelof lets us in on the movie’s “secrets” LOLOLOL.

I was confused as to why, after only being aware of a substance for a few hours, the robot would want to poison that alcoholic scientist with it. And Lindelof’s answer is basically that a hybernating nonagenerian ordered the robot to poison the scientist in the hopes that the scientist would impregnate his girlfriend with an alien baby. BECAUSE WHY? I don’t get his end game, really. Guy Pearce is like, “WHATEVER, I’M OLD AND I CAN’T WAIT AROUND TO SEE WHAT THIS SHIT IS OR WHAT IT DOES, JUST GET IT INTO SOMEBODY ALREADY.”

 +16Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Everybody Hurts (186 comments)

So Redfoo is NOT how we’re referring to Sally’s underpants, then?

 +1Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Well, This Story About The Kid From Small Wonder Is A Goddamned Bummer (29 comments)

“a life of steakhouse unemployment” – lolololololol. <3 you so much sometimes.

 0Posted on May 15th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

Sally is going to be just like her mother. What a tiny jerkface!

 +5Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

At this point, I feel like NBC is fucking with everyone. They know if we think it’s going to be canceled everyone will work hard to spread the word and get people to watch. This is all part of their marketing plan.

Let’s all pool our money and start a new network.

 +3Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

I heard Community just got picked up for a half season (13 eps).

 +1Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

I wish this episode was called Pudding in a Cloud.

 +1Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW? (47 comments)

Would so watch that.

 +4Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: "Top Story About Pooping Pants At School" (42 comments)

I’m pretty sure this is a bottom story.

Also, “tough scoops” is a real understatement. A real gross understatement.

 +22Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (55 comments)

Am I the only one who LOLd/Spittake’d after Dean showed up at the apt and Abed said, “I need help reacting to something.”

And yes, please make “Read the banana, Britta” the new “face facts” or “shit just got real”