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 -5Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

he kicked me out of a venue I paid to get in because he thought I was taking pictures of him. oh, nevermind.

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

In hindsight, I see how even I was kind of being a dick for that comment. Downvote away.

 -24Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

Look, Keanu, while a human being and has feelings and whatever, lives a cushy enough life that while no one truly deserves pain and strife, I’m sure he can buy himself gold laces for his diamond shoes after a $3000 an hour psycho-therapy session that includes a deep-tissue massage. I also know, first hand, that Keanu is kind of a dick.

One quiet LA evening, a few friends and I were at the Viper room to see some band play. We start dancing, I start taking photos of the band and my friends, minding my own, when I get a tap on my shoulder. Apparently he noticed I was taking pictures, and sent a bartender to kick me out of the place. After showing her the pictures, which none (that I thought) had Keanu in, the bartender said, and I quote, “This is LA, we don’t take pictures here,” which was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. The end.

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 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Rue McClanahan (66 comments)

Tried hitting return, but to no avail. Oh well. No hiding behind poorly worded comments for this lady any longer!

 +2Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Rue McClanahan (66 comments)

I see what you did there.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Rue McClanahan (66 comments)

Also, is anyone else having trouble signing into the ‘gums today with their regular sn and not their facebook, strictly because of this ad for the Neistat Brothers? How else am I supposed to creep around in anonymity?!

 +9Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Rue McClanahan (66 comments)

If Sex in the City 2′s obnoxious ostentatiousness is worsened by the fact that we’re still in an economic crisis, Rue McClanahan’s death is the rotten icing on that garbage cake.

She will always be the OG TV cougar to me.

 +7Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

Don’t you mean it’s a perfectly scrumtrulescent word?