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 +11Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos (54 comments)

brace yourself for bad feelings!

 +6Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

I just realized they didn’t write parts for Meera and Jojen Reed, who are pretty important characters in Bran’s storyline.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (160 comments)

In the Comic book Sword Druid explains that after she cut off their arms and jaws they stopped trying to attack after a while and keeping them close kept other zombies from attacking her. Nerd magic, whatever.

 +12Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Let's Make Our Own Lindsay Lohan Artwork! (15 comments)

Maybe you could help me out with this. Is there a dating site for Americans that are really into Eastern European porn/scam spam writers?

Nope. No. You are wrong. I am shut down repeatedly by gays that are ONLY into older dudes. I know quite a few girls who are the same way. I think you need to get out more.

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Which Robot Would You Rather Hang Out With? (34 comments)

 +16Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Ryan Gosling (32 comments)


 +8Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)


 +4Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Bridget Jones Diary 3? (59 comments)

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

Bridget Jones

 +1Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff (50 comments)


 +11Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (15 comments)

Britney gif party!

 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Season One Finale (94 comments)


 +17Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Season One Finale (94 comments)

“You won’t hear my screams!”

Ya burnt, witch. Literally.

 +4Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photo Gallery Of James Franco Hanging Out With Ke$ha (43 comments)

Not gonna lie. I think it would be super fun to hang out with Ke$ha. I know she’s a music industry Frankenstein, but I think she’s transcended the mask. She’s become the Black Swan or whatever. Jack Swan. Something.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Gifs (28 comments)


 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: This Week In Gifs (28 comments)

He’s auditioning for America’s Next Top Typist

Remember to smize!

 +15Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: More Like Snore Buyout (58 comments)

“When a simple, yet fantastically audacious idea to buy everything in a store was hatched between beers in a Hawaiian hot tub…a group of artists from a diverse range of backgrounds converged in New York City to collaborate on an art project called Store Buyout.”

You’re white and rich and bored. Maybe you can get Sofia Coppola to make a movie about you.

 +6Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: More Like Snore Buyout (58 comments)

If only these guys would get accidentally smothered in a 500 person pillow fight in the park or their 3 story blanket fort would come crashing down on their heads and we’d never have to hear from these twee idiots again.

 +2Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Meredith Vieira And The End Of Flash Mobs (38 comments)

I feel like Tampa is kind of on par with Grand Rapids (bland, full of old people, high unemployment), except we could never get a large mass of people to put on a shrill lip dub counterargument to Newsweek unless it was in an air conditioned room. It’s hot you guys. The sun hurts. Stop it, sun.

 +12Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (83 comments)

The Florida stereotype was pretty spot on. The only thing I would add is that people aren’t meant to live here.

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

Fistful of Wolf Pelts

Beat me to it :(

And I thought nursing homes smelled bad on the outside!