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 +1Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

feel no shame. i will out fangirl you any day, due to the fact that they are the most charming assholes i’ve ever seen. they do the BEST INTERVIEWS. everyone should watch alan carr and that la boite interview. this has been a public service announcement.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (23 comments)

My friend has a new bunny! He’s really friendly and just hangs out with you and licks you and has naps and you can play with his ears and he is perfect. I am in the BEST mood.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (23 comments)

fat little pea is my favourite hahaha :D

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (23 comments)

Agreed. And the fact that baby deer also have spots! How much more perfection do they need? Ridiculous!

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (88 comments)

YES YES YES YES YES YES ALSO KLAUS AND CAROLINE?!! Ripper Stefan is the greatest as is Buffy Elena. AND ELLIIIJJJAAAAHHHH!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS SHOW!!!!!

 +7Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

i feel like that’s too negative a comment to start off with on my favourite part of videogum. I apologise. CAT HAT WAS SO GOOD THOUGH :D !!

 +14Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

I feel like there’s something gross going on with that deer’s butt?

 +5Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

ALSO, also, (this is really terrible and I feel really bad but I have to say this.) Does ANYONE ever get reminded of Shakesville when they watch the bookstore parts of Portlandia? I am the worst. THE WORST.

 +3Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

YES. SHE WRITES LIKE GABE. Except not as good, and it makes me cringe. I tried to join in once…. posted a comment and it ended badly. Very badly… (ha? #stillbitter)

 0Posted on Oct 22nd, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS. BRILLIANT.

 0Posted on Oct 22nd, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

Nice apology, dick. I suppose I shouldn’t even be replying to this, as you’ll never see it, but MAN. Something being on the internet DOESN’T MEAN IT HAS NO REPERCUSSIONS (#goodgrammargum?). YOU KNOW WHO WRITES WHAT’S ON THE INTERNET? PEOPLE. AND PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS. I doubt that Kelly gives a crap about this, but seriously. If you couldn’t tell from the brilliant amount of downvotes that you got, STOP BEING A JERK.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: Lots Of Videos Of Cats But Also Some Other Little Guys! (12 comments)

Kelly! Kelly! Hey Kelly! LOOK! MUNCHKIN KITTEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kgqF8BFZoU

 +2Posted on Jul 16th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (59 comments)

Is this NotSoRaven from tumblr? Hi! I follow you! On tumblr! Good job/luck with the interning!

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

Only just saw this post, but I will go to this. If someone can pay for me to come from New Zealand.

As in, if I was in the US, I would go to this. I cannot tell you enough how much I would go. I would even put my hair in those twisty dread things AND wear clown make up. This may or may not be so no one could ever recognise me.

I am serious. If anyone has $2000 lying around, I’m your monster.

 +3Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: Gossip Girl Debate: Who Is Gossip Girl's Lead Actor? (51 comments)

y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y?

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

I don’t get the nipples=naked rule.

 +5Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

I didn’t like that the scenes that attempted to explain Mystique’s change were pretty much solely about her sexuality/appearance. Beast doesn’t think she’s beautiful when she’s ‘real’, Charles unquestioningly supports her desire to change her appearance and BAM Erik thinks she’s a babe BAM BAM BAM she’s a baddie.

Also, (and I’m assuming this is ‘canon’ but wev) WHERE WERE THE GRATUITOUS FASSBENDER SHIRTLESS SCENES HE IS SUCH A BABE?!?

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

Completely not embarrassed by this: I started out on Wikipedia but then I went to the Marvel website (they have graphs!?!) and so now I know EVERYTHING. The DC one’s pretty good too. And I had the exact same experience in Thor. I’m glad you exist.

 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY (58 comments)

Oh man. Good job. This is the type of funny that if you were a comedian doing stand up I was watching on youtube I would put this on my facebook wall, but it being on videogum means I can only credit it to ‘That One’ and linking to this post would be SUCH an EFFORT.

Also: My entire life is the internet and I am the worst.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I’m nominating Black Books, IT Crowd, Angry Boys and We Can Be Heroes y/y?

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Seconded, Thirded and Fourthed! I want to marry True Blood, and I still love his recaps. And/or Kelly could do one (yay Kelly!)

 +5Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous! (59 comments)

She called Mjolnir Mew-mew.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys (169 comments)

Thisthisthis. I was bullied (verbally, except this one time when a girl threw a tomato at my head. Moderately ridiculousfunny looking back at it, but not so much at the time) in primary school and the first few years of high school, and I still worry about this one guy who I was horrible to. He came from a super poor family and had a few siblings- they all smelt bad, and had super unclean knotty hair and clothes in incredibly poor condition, and they got ripped to shreds each day. This was when I was about 10, and I had one friend who would still tell me to go away at lunchtime if she was hanging out with other friends, so I was super insecure. So this guy was getting hassled after school and I was walking past, and the bully yells out to me, ‘Hey, you hate this guy, right?’ and I just went paused and went ‘Yeah, I hate him’, and kept on walking. I mean, fuck that was cruel. Fuckfuckfuck.

I know that this generally doesn’t work, but man, standing up to one of my high school bullies was a super awesome moment. Like, looking back on it, it was pretty shitty of me to say this to her, but 15 yr old me still thinks I’m awesome- I was walking through the common room after school, and the crazy-stereotypical popular girls starting yelling shit at me, so I just kept on walking until one of them goes ‘You think you’re so cool, don’t you?’ and I go ‘Yeah. Actually, I am cool, and you’re just a stupid slut.’

She invited me to her pre-ball party like 2 weeks after that.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys (169 comments)

Jesus, I know. As soon as I heard that piano I just started bawling and now I have mascara all over my face and hands and clothes. Also: this looks super sad and I want to give everyone a hug because man, life is ROUGH sometimes.